Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and...

By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 12:55 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML

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By Veronica - 29/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Allentown

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 01:18 - United States - Tampa

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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By T1A2Z3 - 13/11/2018 03:00

Today, right before sex, with his dick out and the condom in one hand, the guy I was with answered a phone call from his mum. FML

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By helpfulmom - 26/07/2009 18:39 - Canada

Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML

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By saddened97 - 20/01/2011 09:39 - Australia

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML

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By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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Thanks!

By uh-oh - 21/07/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML

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By sad gf - 14/11/2010 20:29

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. Just as we were ready, his mom called to wish us a happy anniversary. She was so excited for us, she was going to stop by. After throwing out our unused and only spare condom, she called us again and said she was just kidding, and to enjoy ourselves. FML

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matt120784 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 18:57

How long before someone makes a wincest comment?

LifeOnBlast19 9

Wednesday 9 November 2011 19:01

Now that's some STD fighting dedication! Your mom is just looking out for you dude

Comments

miZscrZee 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 21:33

LMAOO! yuck. I would never let my mom know how big my bf's dick is.

Tara_74656 7

Wednesday 9 November 2011 21:47

why not? lol... be proud of him. unless he lacks reason to be proud?

Freeze_fml 16

Wednesday 9 November 2011 21:36

You sound like a very respectable and classy lady.

j_cat187 19

Wednesday 9 November 2011 21:42

Get revenge by leaving the used condom on the dining room table

alival 12

Wednesday 9 November 2011 21:43

Ur mom is a pervy freak

hookemhrns 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 3:26

Let's get freaky

steffi1910 1

Wednesday 9 November 2011 21:49

Am I the only one who thinks that it is disrespectful to have sex in your parent's house? With that said you deserve whatever your mum dishes out! Grow up, get married, and get your own house to have sex in.

The_Great_Zucchi 15

Wednesday 9 November 2011 22:11

The 1910 in your nick is very appropriate :-)

steffi1910 1

Friday 11 November 2011 0:00

May God bless you! I don't think I'm old fashioned, my parents just did a great job raising me with great christian morals that I will install in to my children as well. I can promise you my child will not be having sex in my house. If you think that this is ok all I can say to you is I'm sorry your parents didn't raise you better.

wendee915 2

Friday 11 November 2011 1:18

you can promise it? I doubt you'll be home 24/7 & if they don't do it there, they'll do it somewhere else.

steffi1910 1

Friday 11 November 2011 2:38

You must of missed the part where I said Christian morals meaning he will not be having sex before marriage. If you raise your children right you can be confident that they will make the proper choices in life.

ShatteredRubiks 16

Saturday 12 November 2011 0:14

Just because you're Christian doesn't mean your kids will be.

pigbilly 0

Friday 18 November 2011 8:36

Dude **** YOU I don't care if you're a motherfucking christian! I have had sex in my fathers house all the time he doesnt care!!! And we are all christian! Wtf is you're dumb poor?!?!?!?