By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 12:55 - Australia

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML
I agree, your life sucks 63 436
You deserved it 9 325

Same thing different taste

Top comments

matt120784 0

How long before someone makes a wincest comment?

Now that's some STD fighting dedication! Your mom is just looking out for you dude

Comments

flockz 19

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
ikickgingers 15

Some people enjoy voyeurism though :(

ikickgingers 15

No need to correct me. I enjoy watching. Some people doesn't mean Op. Thanks though FlockZ is cockblocking

flockz 19

sorry i didnt point out about the private place being away from the parents. so no i wasn't **** blocking i was blocking my mom from my ****. any other lady be my guest though.

'if you want to have sex, move out. If you can't have a place of your own, just be abstinent!' That's how I read your post. And I'm sorry to break the news to you, but life isn't that simple, certainly not with all the people in their mid-twenties who are still living at home to save money.

Do it where you want, just make sure the coast is clear -- unless you like your girl's mom bursting in and demanding to see your crank as you're plowing her daughter. I used to do it with my girlfriend out in the woods.

I tried to do it with my boyfriend in the woods (well, a forest. Woods are rare in the city). Two dogs, five walkers and three bikes later, we decided it wasn't such a great spot after all. But his mom will never come to his room, so we're safe.

bri1215 7

thankfully i live right near some fenced off woods so me and my boyfriend dont have to worry about other people

every1luvsboners 11

After you're done with it she's going to hang it on her chandelier of used condoms in her room.

flockz 19

im sure that would match the used tampon crown molding nicely.

Llamassss 21

As well as the douche necklace.

And the dried foreskin collage of Jerry Springer's face. She really should incorporate a small clock into that.

Now every time OP sees her boyfriend's penis she'll remember it has her mother's stamp of approval. Hopefully no actual stamp was being used.

This would be one of those exceptions to the rule where you ARE allowed to tell your parents to shut up and get the **** out of your room. And move out if you want your privacy.

If she still lives with her parents, under the age of making her own decisions, she shouldnt even be have sex at ALL.

lovefml987 1

That's some messes up shit Mom crossed some major lines

You live under your parents' roof and complain about their rules? Ungrateful freeloader.

lovefml987 1

Hmm are you talking to me or the OPer

Randomnessmoi 0
Poetaster 10

So, is op a male or female? If male, this could be a more revealing event than just verifying the use of a condom.