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By littelace - 19/02/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML

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By heather - 20/06/2011 22:25 - Canada

Today, I told my husband that I was going to get a swimsuit from the Victoria's Secret catalog. He replied, "Are you going to get the body to go with it?" FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 03:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML

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By Sam - 03/02/2009 22:38 - United States

Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 00:21 - Canada - Corner Brook

Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML

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By anonymous - 11/06/2015 14:37 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML

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By sm702 - 12/07/2011 16:45 - United States

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2014 03:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

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By awkword - 31/12/2013 17:47 - United States - Mckeesport

Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML

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By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

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Thursday 19 February 2009 12:54

soo.... your boyfirend wishes he was a victoria's secret model? wow. fyl indeed.

N_aero 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 13:16

Hah, I read it wrong... I think... I thought he meant he wanted to look like a Victoria Secret model... In that case I can imagine the FML...

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Wednesday 29 April 2009 18:29

Lol, you had that one coming.

ironyoflife 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 22:35

trust me, it's victoria's secret models, what else can he have said? he's a guyy

iBlazer 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 22:42

YDI for setting it up.

lich_fml 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:31

Oh please. Is there any guy who can say they don't wish their girlfriend looked like a V.S. model? My ex and I would always say that kind of stuff, ahaha. There's really nothing wrong with it.

TibAtSchool 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 21:31

Wait a second... Is he talking about you or himself?!

auroraaustralis 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 22:17

Maybe he meant that HE wishes he could look like that. ...in that case, seriously, FYL.

PenNameHere 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 5:58

either way either he wished you were that good looking or that he was as handsome as she was hot.

phoenixpyre 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 22:15

what an ass hat.

ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 20:20

wth

cooldude555 0

Friday 9 April 2010 17:47

u kno what that means, time 2 start doing what u can 2 look like that model lol

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