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By littelace - 19/02/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML

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By heather - 20/06/2011 22:25 - Canada

Today, I told my husband that I was going to get a swimsuit from the Victoria's Secret catalog. He replied, "Are you going to get the body to go with it?" FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 03:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML

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By Sam - 03/02/2009 22:38 - United States

Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 00:21 - Canada - Corner Brook

Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML

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By anonymous - 11/06/2015 14:37 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML

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By sm702 - 12/07/2011 16:45 - United States

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2014 03:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

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By awkword - 31/12/2013 17:47 - United States - Mckeesport

Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML

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By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

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alley_cat_118 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 12:54

soo.... your boyfirend wishes he was a victoria's secret model? wow. fyl indeed.

N_aero 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 13:16

Hah, I read it wrong... I think... I thought he meant he wanted to look like a Victoria Secret model... In that case I can imagine the FML...

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shermanater182 0

Monday 2 March 2009 18:56

you set yourself up for that. who doesnt want a model girlfriend??

kayykatastrophii 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 9:26

I'm sorry, but you do NOT deserve that. No matter what any of these people say, when you TRULY love someone THEY are the most beautiful and attractive person to you, and furthermore, you should NOT find anyone else attractive when you truly love someone. Sure, you shouldn't fish for compliments or put yourself down, but if he loves you, you're supposed to be most beautiful. You deserve better.

Origami86 6

Friday 28 May 2010 22:32

She most certainly does. If she can't even love herself first for who she is, then how will others ? It's exactly like the "do I look fat in these jeans?" scenario. If the guy says yes, well for obvious reasons the girl is disappointed. If the guy says no, even if he means the no, the girl won't believe him, claim he's lying and again throw a fit. Either way, there's a fit involved. There's always a fit involved. It's like it's your goal of the day. To throw fits. The guy could even be loving the girl, finding her insanely beautiful and perfect and yet the girl wants to look like a VS model. So basically the girl wants to be someone that she is not and automatically not be the girl who the guy finds beautiful. Dun dun dun *insert dramatic exit music here*

tifferneelee 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 1:24

#51 is naive and has never been in a relationship with anyone before. consider lipo and plastic surgery to cover the fatty/uggo bases

cami197934 3

Monday 9 July 2012 8:58

No shit, doesn't have an effing clue!

arcangel81 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 16:20

seriously-he's a dude. All of us wish our girlfriends look like models. Give him a break.

skatingweasel 0

Monday 9 March 2009 13:37

Mosts guys want their girl to like a model in VS, and im sure a lot of girls want their boy to look like some model or actor too. People want hot people. But that doesn't mean he/she won't think your beautiful the way you are.

luvvs2drawanime 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 22:34

hahaha that's kinda funny. dont take it too badly, he mightve been kidding and w/e, girls go nuts after man celebs and guys go nuts after girl models, etc. it's not a big deal. and guys hate it when girls talk about their looks in front of them. it's like "OMG ITS A TRAP" im a girl btw but my guy friends have all told me that.