Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making... - FML

By soooyeah - 30/04/2009 12:15 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

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laxinmidge 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:17

you've chosen a winner.

DRchika 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:16

That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^

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123candy 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 1:00

LMFAO

Windextor16 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 1:05

guess you dont compare to ice cream xP sorry but hes the one that ran

brittbrittT 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 1:38

you didn't want ice cream too?

brittbrittT 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 1:38

you didn't want ice cream too?

krystynzilla 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 7:22

lick that bomb pop ;D

spitball1074 2

Wednesday 6 May 2009 7:50

LOL #12 HAHAHAHAHA YOUR BOYFRIEND'S AWESOME!

ogtwag 2

Wednesday 6 May 2009 14:47

how obvious is it that he was stoned

login_fml 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 1:28

How is this an FML? Ice Cream is totally worth it.

J_crazee 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 2:33

That is so adorable!!! Well, at least, it is to me because I'm didn't get turned on then flipped over.....

ashleyschreck 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 3:32

#92 i completely agree. this is THE cutest thing. its deff not a FML. i would have just rolled my eyes and screamed "I WANT SOME ICECREAM TOO"

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