Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making... - FML

By soooyeah - 30/04/2009 12:15 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

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laxinmidge 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:17

you've chosen a winner.

DRchika 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:16

That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^

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omglyktotally78 0

Monday 4 May 2009 5:38

**** BLOCKED BY THE ICECREAM MAN! haha sucks to be you!

Q_0 0

Monday 4 May 2009 6:58

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

jayjaylee19 0

Monday 4 May 2009 11:45

lmfao

CapnObvious123 0

Monday 4 May 2009 15:47

Hahaha... That's not FML that's just funny, he probably did it thinking you'd take it as a joke and laugh.

nnpwfail 0

Monday 4 May 2009 21:59

Laugh. My. F******. Ass. Off. your bf is AMAZING. how old is he 6? this is my favorite FML:)

worldboy4 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:18

that is the best thing ive heard all day!

wanderyonder 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:40

Ice cream, huh? Keep that in mind next time he wants you to lick his Bomb Pop.

pete275 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:42

did he at least get some ice cream for you?

egaonogenki 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 3:06

How old ARE the both of you? If you're 13 and he's 11, then don't worry, he'll grow out of it, k? =)

WinonaSmile 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 20:50

Hahaha. Cute. A story to remember......unless you're a bit** You should have joined in the excitement

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