Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making... - FML

By soooyeah - 30/04/2009 12:15 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

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laxinmidge 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:17

you've chosen a winner.

DRchika 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:16

That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^

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BRBICECREAMTRUCK 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 4:02

lol it was me!

ilufyoo 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 7:14

HAHAHAHAH LMFAO!! Sounds like you guys are just kids younger than the age of 12 -_-

Jennika 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 8:13

pfft. get over it. lol. icecream rocks.i'd do the same. :D

jmar87 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 8:24

...do you go out with J.D. from Scrubs, by chance?

MessOfADreamer 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 8:26

I actually think that's really, really adorable. Did he at least share his ice cream with you?

tiedyejedi 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:11

Haha. Boys are cute. They never grow up. The real FML is that you didn't think to ask him to get you some, too.

suckstobeyou3 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:54

hahaa, you should have told him to get you one of those snow cones with the gumball at the bottom! but really, thats adorable! boys never grow up :D if i was making out with my boyfriend and the ice cream man came, last one there would be buying XDD

fml_fml_fml9 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 18:17

ahh i want ur boyfriend!!! lol.. shitt now i g2g find some ice cream. f*** < ice cream truck

Raceta 5

Sunday 3 May 2009 18:45

OMG I would soooo do that too! I love the icecream man!!!!

LoadedDice 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 19:23

You can **** later, the ice cream man's only gonna come by once today!

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