By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
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TheNewGuy03 28

damn, girl, brush yo teefs! |the kid|

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mintcar 9

YDI for smelly breath. Although, he could've been a lot nicer about it.

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ScreamoGirl84 0

Seriously, If you are gonna have a guy over, always brush your teeth and make sure you breath doesn't smell at ALL!

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irishman1733 0

I think it's creepy when a chick does that

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JakeLee 6

if you guys were intimate recently, just tell him, "nope, guess your dick just smells really bad."

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emily14swim 0

gross. haha that's embarrassing sorry:(

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saturnsonic 3

i wanna make out with you!!

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SapphireSympathy 7

way to ruin the moment..

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NadiG7 2

LMAOOOOOOOOOO...IM IN TEARS... OHHHH MAN OKAY IM SORRY LOLOLOLOLOL

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brokenhelix 4

Haha! when I smell my wife's breath and it smells like shit I ask her, "did you just eat a poop popsicle?"

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