By S12Sophia - 02/05/2012 22:06 - France

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Today, my boyfriend and I were making love for the first time, when out of nowhere my cat meowed from the doorway. My boyfriend sighed, pulled out, and exasperatedly called me a selfish bitch for not having put my cat outside. FML
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Airman1988 9

If that's all it takes to break his concentration he has a lot of disappointment heading his way for the future, what an ass

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whyusofat 17

Pretty sure thats what you call "pussy problems".

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enchantiful 2

Hey, maybe you were destined to grow old and be a cat lady! Nothing wrong with it, at least you won't be with that douche.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

I see this happening to the OP for some reason lol. Good call haha.

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Why does the mere fact that she has a cat destine her for the life of a crazy cat lady?

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

It was more of joke than a prediction.

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Finnick_fml 12

"Selfish Bitch", when you're letting him have sex with you? Yeah. I'd dump him. You can get better.

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DocBastard 38

For ****'s sake, put the cat out and put the dick back in. Is it that hard?

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llamafish 25

Well if it's not hard it would be quite difficult to put back in...

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Judging by the situation, no. Hey boyfriend's Penis is not hard.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Damn it. *Her. You're not correcting me again, Doc.

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RaquelW 7

it's a penis named Penis.

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doctorhook86 24

49: He shall be addressed properly as (His Grace) Duke Penis of Cornhole.

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aFreedom127 9

It's apparently not that hard anymore.

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poohappens26 0

This has to be a joke omg OP kick his ass to the curb!

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Ivette88 7

Thats not called making love. It's more like ****** up sex

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I think it's more like 'Soon-to-be-**** blocked' sex.

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nofearjenshere 12

Well, there kinda has to be for sex to happen.

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ifoundalaska 11

74- homosexual partners engage in sexual intercourse as well you know

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TarieBoo 2

gets fustrated over cat, he's to young for you girl

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Rachiebabyx 1

Making love? I don't see much "love" here if he's gonna call you a bitch..

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