By S12Sophia - 02/05/2012 22:06 - France

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Today, my boyfriend and I were making love for the first time, when out of nowhere my cat meowed from the doorway. My boyfriend sighed, pulled out, and exasperatedly called me a selfish bitch for not having put my cat outside. FML
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Airman1988 9

If that's all it takes to break his concentration he has a lot of disappointment heading his way for the future, what an ass

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whyusofat 17

Pretty sure thats what you call "pussy problems".

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Iknoweverything 29

I'm going to go against the whole "break up with him" trend and say YDI. The least you could have done is shut the ******* door so that the cat wasn't a problem. (I presume it was, since the cat meowed from the doorway.) There is nothing worse than having sex, and getting interrupted by a goddamn animal. Get over yourself, quit being a selfish bitch, and put the ******* animal outside. (Anyone who hates this comment has never endured the horror of house-pets interrupting sex.)

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kimpe 6

Yes, let's put the cat outside, where it can be hurt by other animals, hit by cars, get lost, etc. OP's boyfriend is a selfish dick. If he can't ignore a meowing cat and gets mad at it, there's something wrong with him.

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DocBastard 38

I can't tell if you A) are trolling, B) are being sarcastic, or C) are actually a giant asshole shaped like a human who somehow learned to read and write.

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tvhsprodigy 3

Wow.. What a jerk!

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jennifernorvell 7

**** that. Dump his ass

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DustyStorm 16

What an insensitive asshole! I wouldn't put up with that shit at all! No **** is worth that kind behavior....move on, you can do so much better. And you two weren't making love.... Sorry

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videokid2000 10

If you neuter your cat, it will make sure you can't have sex either.

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thisbitchlys 0

I hate when people automatically say "dump his/her ass" honestly you shouldn't dump somebody for something like this.

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gracehi 31

Yes, you definitely should. This is the FIRST time they've had sex, and he called her a bitch because a cat meowed. That is absolutely RIDICULOUS! Problems in the beginning of a relationship only get worse as time goes on. This early behavior is a sign of things to come. Trust me. I know.

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gracehi 31

I wish I had paid attention to your name and read your profile before I commented. I might have benefited from their wisdom before I wasted my time. :/

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mdds 2

he's gay a straight man wouldn't stop even if the cat licked his ass.

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perdix 29

He's got to focus on the task at hand. A real man would keep pumping away even if your pet mama grizzly roared in the doorway.

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DespairFaction 11

Won't stop can't stop till the job is done.

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