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By Anonymous - 17/10/2009 16:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around when he accidentally elbowed me in the eye and I couldn't see. He rolled over, turned on the football game, and told me to just walk upstairs and get ice. He also added that he would like a coke while I am up there. FML

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By me - 27/10/2010 12:36 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML

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By taiannalynn5 - 02/03/2011 23:43

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

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By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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By dinosaur - 10/01/2011 10:35 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2018 19:00

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML

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By ouchmyeye - 10/06/2011 04:59 - United States

Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML

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By Yes - 24/11/2009 16:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML

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By sandysmith - 18/02/2012 15:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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perstephane 4

Saturday 17 October 2009 20:04

Wow, the love and concern are overwhelming...

StrickenNerve 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 20:08

What an asshole, FYL.

Comments

noshitsherlock 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 21:34

YOU DESERVE IT for being with an asshole loser. Either grow a backbone and DO something about it, like dump him, or don't ******* complain because it's your own fault you're involved with him.

noshitsherlock 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 23:39

NO. I'm saying *anyone* deserves it if they CHOOSE to be with someone like that.

sweatteaforme001 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 21:35

Wow, your bf is an asshole. I hope you got his coke and threw it in his face.

yourkiddingright_fml 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 21:38

You do mean your ex-boyfriend, right? if you don't then expect more than few black eyes over the years!

scateice 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 21:41

"Hey, and while you're at it, get me a coke." "**** you bitch, get your own damn coke." That's a WIN

Witchcraft_fml 4

Saturday 17 October 2009 21:47

Make me a sandwich while you're up there, bitch.

Starsmydog 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 21:51

congrats, your a booty call.

JassyJas 2

Saturday 17 October 2009 22:19

bring him a soda and then throw it at his eye :D

perdix 29

Saturday 17 October 2009 22:20

You have two eyes, don't you? He only elbowed you in one of them. Quit being a whiner because you're in good enough shape to get him a Coke. He's being a true gentleman by not demanding a sammich. You've got a winner there. Of course, sammich-making requires stereoscopic vision which you temporarily don't have, so your depth perception may be impaired. This might mean you put the horse laxative where he can easily find it rather than hiding it cleverly like you always do.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Saturday 17 October 2009 23:16

Mmm, sometimes the horse laxatives are the best part. ESPECIALLY now that her vision is messed up. She'd probably put two-parts mustard and one-part meat, instead of the regular one-part mustard and five-parts meat.

fastcared 1

Saturday 17 October 2009 22:24

thAt is really inconsiderate. Dump the ass.

TheKitsune 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 22:27

Did he respond that way because you were being a whiny bitch about an accidental injury? Cause I've been accidentally hurt by my boyfriend but I just laughed it off and took care of myself instead of being a drama queen damsel in distress. You're lucky he didn't dump you.

the_stereotype 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 23:15

wow. someone's a bitch

kindness 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 2:34

um. seems as though he didn't even care. he started watching football! the guy is a jerk. she did nothing wrong by expecting him to be considerate and caring!

TheKitsune 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 6:20

Usually I would agree with you, but parts of the story were obviously left out. I highly doubt he elbowed her eye and rolled over without acknowledging it.