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By Anonymous - 17/10/2009 16:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around when he accidentally elbowed me in the eye and I couldn't see. He rolled over, turned on the football game, and told me to just walk upstairs and get ice. He also added that he would like a coke while I am up there. FML

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By me - 27/10/2010 12:36 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML

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By taiannalynn5 - 02/03/2011 23:43

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

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By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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By dinosaur - 10/01/2011 10:35 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2018 19:00

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML

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By ouchmyeye - 10/06/2011 04:59 - United States

Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML

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By Yes - 24/11/2009 16:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML

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By sandysmith - 18/02/2012 15:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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perstephane 4

Saturday 17 October 2009 20:04

Wow, the love and concern are overwhelming...

StrickenNerve 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 20:08

What an asshole, FYL.

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Gummybears4life 0

Friday 5 February 2010 7:31

did you punch him in his eye?

MAV223 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 3:04

What a loser! He's not a man, he's a spoiled lil boy! I wish someone would hit me in my eye and then ask me to get somethin for them... shoot! Yea right... Not a huge deal, but a bad indication of what the relationship is like.... just get out, leave now!

zendaddy0 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 7:17

get him a pepsi or dr pepper the enemies of coke

Gregory_House_fml 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 5:58

What a jerk. Elbow his ass in the groin.

JoelsLastNight 18

Saturday 4 January 2014 7:12

Wow some guys are **** heads. I'm always trying to help cause i love to help everybody, but some guys do not deserve anyone.

MishaMash 9

Wednesday 11 June 2014 4:01

Jerk.

FutureUSM 16

Thursday 5 March 2015 4:28

Dump him, I wouldn't let someone who clearly has no concern for my well being walk all over me and neither should you. Tell him to get off his lazy a** and get it himself.