By Erica - 08/07/2013 17:27 - United States - Mountain View

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
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ohcoolstorybro 14

Did you Say it back at least?!?

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perdix 29

So, how does this story end? Did he forgive you or did he dump you? This is a real . . . *lowers sunglasses* cliff-hanger.

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caitiebug1119 15

Poor guy, he probably thought the worst you could do would be break up with him. Or jump off the cliff and swim miles away to avoid him.

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alison98hp 8

Yikes. Kinda makes me wonder what would've happened if he'd said "will you marry me"

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agentx52 13

Boy: I love you Girl: You won't live to regret this mistake.

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an3ph 20

You're going to need more than a bridge over those troubled waters.

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colvindj 22

I wonder what you'll do when he proposes.

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xgetxbentx 13

Well, I hope you plan to or have already said it back because having to tell him you don't feel the same way would really just add insult to injury.

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whoracle_fml 12

Sounds like your relationship is on the rocks. Maybe he shouldnt have been so edgy. Oh lawdy. No more

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cchan034 23

Better tell him u love him back now

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bexxiiee 11

Wtf! No offense but I think you just won the award for world's worst girlfriend ._.

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