By Erica - 08/07/2013 17:27 - United States - Mountain View

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
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ohcoolstorybro 14

Did you Say it back at least?!?

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perdix 29

So, how does this story end? Did he forgive you or did he dump you? This is a real . . . *lowers sunglasses* cliff-hanger.

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RubbarDuckie 9

Whoa. imagine the carnage if he had broken up with you instead!

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belthazor909 4

Couldn't he think of some other time to tell you that?

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mattrd_fml 31

wow I dont see how this is even an FML. your poor boyfriend. He told you he loved and you put him in the hospital. FHL.

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v0rt3xtraz 3

Somehow I think he won't be feeling anything after that fall.

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unixdude 9

At least wait till y'all are married and he has life insurance. Jeez.

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anthony99 14

"Today my boyfriend proposed to me. I panicked and shot him in the face with a shotgun, beat him with a shovel for half an hour, and pushed him in his car into the ocean. He miraculously survived and is in the hospital. FML"

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