By hahaohyeahwow - 24/09/2014 04:24 - United States - Dearborn

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Today, my boyfriend and I were planning on having sex. He first excused himself to the bathroom, then returned with a sad face saying he had fumbled with himself in the bathroom to get "ready" and accidentally came. He said, "I was thinking of you though." FML
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hahaohyeahwow 4

He said he had to poop (lmfao) and did it in there. Also, he cannot do it twice in a night. He literally just passes out. Ha.

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onealmxwilson 18

Am I the only one wondering how long he was in the bathroom?

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tobylacson0703 15

For practice? XD

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SlipperyNipple 9

Yea routine. Now he'll last longer. Thats not an fml because u have to wait 8-10mins for another go....

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halcyon93 16

Good news is he'll probably last longer if he already came once.

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pinkchocoa 15

At least you that he is really really attracted to you

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cjwayy 22

Give it another go or have him pleasure you! There's more to sex than just penetration.

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ptoka 20

Exactly, OP, he has 2 hands and a mouth. Not many guys will turn down an invitation to make their girl ****** in other ways.

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HylianTwilight 21

Haha many of the guys I met in my town find it vulgar to use their mouth on a woman, they think it's dirty and gross... same with getting any other physical touch. The majority I've been with (besides one) focused on penetration and getting themselves off. not me. ...Maybe I need to move. :I

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

#75 - I bet they don't think ******** are "vulgar," though. Neither is gross unless one of them isn't hygienic. Edit: Just read "same with any other touch." Does that mean they don't want to touch the woman sexually or does it mean they don't want blow jobs? Talk about hypocrites if they're fine with getting bjs.

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SmittyJA24 26

You could have had him watch you run one out, OP.

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little_one 20

So what? Can he only cum once a day? Trust me give him a minute and with a little incentive he'll be ready. Have fun OP!

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Slackness 10

He's inexperienced and the prospect of you mentally drove him to this. What does this say about you as a person? Everything positive I would say.

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Zebediabolical 39

I don't see a problem with this. So long as both OP and her boyfriend are of reasonably young ages, his refractory period shouldn't be /too/ long. Just clean up, and have a sexy time until things start to stir again. If he is old, well, just feed him another blue pill.

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