Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over...

By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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By staciedee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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By dinosaur - 10/01/2011 10:35 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

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You deserved it 3 210

Smooth operator

By Nic - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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You deserved it 4 102

Romantic

By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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You deserved it 3 166

By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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By ouchmyeye - 10/06/2011 04:59 - United States

Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML

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Romance isn't dead

By broken - 13/09/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML

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Fight Club for Dummies

By Jeff - 23/05/2019 22:21

Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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Saturday 18 December 2010 15:51

that must hurt

CoonAndFriends 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 16:01

He wanted to bang, that's all.(:

Comments

GeoX14 7

Saturday 18 December 2010 22:35

LMAO HILARIOUS

samscool330 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 22:45

wat the heck!!! u sure got a keeper there

blahhhX 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 22:45

haha oh it happens to the best of us!!(: this made me laugh(:

Herox 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 1:14

...................wow your bf is awesome lol do you remember your name?

dasfro 2

Sunday 19 December 2010 1:24

lol its an honest mistake

nightDREAMERms 6

Sunday 19 December 2010 1:26

I'm sorry that's just freakin hilarious! I can picture it in my head!!! XD

zombiedoll 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 1:49

I bet OPs boyfriend speaks caveman! :O

johnnie254 7

Sunday 19 December 2010 1:49

lol it's funny when you turn the thought into a movie in your head

lilerin 2

Sunday 19 December 2010 2:33

Domestic violence? Really? Maybe when her boyfriend picked her up and threw her over his shoulder he didn't realize he was that close to a wall.. and the fridge. Maybe they have a small kitchen. Maybe he's just simply clumbsy. Accidents happen. As long as the OP laughed afterwards, and made the rest of laugh at her situation, then it's all good.