Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling on bed watching tv....

By sadgf - 29/03/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling on bed watching tv. He gets up at one point and turns the light off and I asked him why. He said "You look better in the dark". FML

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By klee - 08/02/2009 05:21 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML

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By Ouch - 29/07/2009 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that I look better in different kinds of light. I asked him which kind of light I looked best in. His reply? "No light at all." FML

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By really - 07/11/2014 00:30 - United States

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2024 09:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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By D Flower - 18/09/2021 13:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By Djcc - 21/02/2012 18:03 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2014 02:16 - Australia - Notting Hill

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML

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Disinterested

By lily - 13/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML

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Sunday 29 March 2009 23:21

u shoulda said "how does this look in the dark?" and smacked him

interventions 1

Sunday 29 March 2009 23:42

tell him his penis looks bigger in the dark too.

Comments

hsmiles 0

Monday 30 March 2009 0:28

What an asshole! Sounds like he doesn't deserve you.

baby_love 0

Monday 30 March 2009 0:28

guys joke around, be happy he's dating you if you're ugly

Tehalon 0

Monday 30 March 2009 0:34

#3 You hit the nail on the head.

Aish_fml 0

Monday 30 March 2009 0:37

You should've said, "Oh really? Because I was just about to give you head! Never mind now." And then got up and walked out.

itsbrina 0

Monday 30 March 2009 0:40

#4 i literally LOL'd. neway, im sure he was joking, cause joke around a lot , but i agree with everyone else who said you should have said " well you dick looks bigger in the dark, or funny so do you," etc. or you should've said, well your dating me, so i guess you cant get anyone better.