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LOL.

ok plexico when was that? Actually, smoking is not that common lately (except among youngsters, which is just sad), and smoking in restaurants, bars and such as been forbidden by law almost 5 years ago ^^

It was before that. I believe that almost all French girls shave their armpits, too, so that source of humor has dried up, too!

When I was in Switzerland there was tons of smoking :(

I need to get another trip to Europe, it's been too long. I need it for FML research purposes!

Instead of rural Utah, we can go to France and start the [insert French word for "compound"]! Or you can just take me to Europe. Either way.

That sounds good, but I might have to spell my name Plexiceaux. The health care system in France would probably be good for the babies, but I don't know what they think about polygyny/polyamory at Chez Plex. On y va!

Plexiceaux = WIN! Eh, what are they going to do? It's FRANCE. *Hides from staff members* >_> I don't understand the last part. Plexi Webster, please explain.

"On y va!" means "Let's go!" in French. Here's the phrase you need to know if you go to France and don't speak French (or speak it as poorly as me) and you want to be treated like a human being: Parlez-vous anglais? (Do you speak English?) Maybe the French founders of FML will let us stay in one of their garages or basements since the purpose of our master race is to develop perfect commenters for FML!

I wouldn't suggest letting me around them unless you want to have to give the babies paternity tests. ;) I prefer to be a douchebag and SPEAK. REALLY. SLOWLY. AND. LOUDLY. and of course flail my arms around in crazy, useless gestures. Ok, let's go!

what's all this ruckus about fml staff members in France? "compound" could be "le mélange" ^^ and plexico would never be "plexiceau" as that would be read "plexisso" ^^ Plexico is pretty much pronounced the same, though you could french it up a bit with a t at the end, what do you say, plexicot?

From the way the relationship is blossoming between Toxi and Plex, they just might need that cot! Good thinking, palleas!

thanks susana ;) I'm making cross-language puns :p

Maybe, just maybe...one or more of the FML staff is really hawt. Shhh. SHUT UP. I liked "plexiceaux". *Cries*... LOL. Cot. Hehe. Cot, bed, chair, table, car, roof, dryer..

Oooh, forget the cot, I vote for roof. I just hope it doesn't start *cringes* raining! But on the dryer sounds potentially bad. It already vibrates so much, Plex might not be needed! That's just hurt feelings waiting to happen. palleas-- cross-language puns are fun! but only when you actually know the other language. I only know English! I fell asleep in my French classes.

Lol. I meant IN the dryer. I'm small and flexible. :) Sex on the beach? Yes?

Merci, palleas! If we were in Cajun country, I might be able to get away with Plexiceaux, but not in France. Thanks for the suggestion of "plexicot" but it reminds me of "haricot" as in "haricots verts." Green beans n'est pas sexy. I may not need the "cot" for my name, but Toxi and I may need it in our French farmhouse. Cot, wall, shower, sofa, elevator, closet, vineyard...

Keep speaking in foreign languages. Go ahead. I'm packing as we speak. ;) Ok, so I'm not. But I'm imagining it!

lol, you're such a band of crazy people. Elevator in a farm, that's new ^^ though you're right, les haricots verts ne sont pas sexy. Then you could go with "plexicaud" looks better? Susana : I really can understand that you would fall asleep in French class, I think I would to (wait... I did :p) If you like cross language puns, Pratchett is a (small) god ^^

Toxi (#62) You can be in the dryer because you are small and flexible, but I am large and stiff. I got it! You get in the dryer, I'll stand just outside and turn on the spin mode. We'll need to make up an Urban Dictionary term for that.

I giggled so hard. "Large and stiff". That sounds fun. Or I could stick my head out and we can invent the "blow dry". Urbandictionary worthy? Haha, I still like "Plexiceaux" best.

Oh, palleas! You dredged up memories of why I NEVER fell asleep in French class! I was in grad school and I was taking the language because I had a French girlfriend, and the teacher, Sophie, was very hot. It was really confusing because I was very devoted to ma petite copine, but there was no way to deny Sophie's charms. In France, is the stereotype of an English teacher hot?

English teacher, hot? nah, not really no :p Actually, I don't know about France, but usually, around me, hot and English are antonyms ^^

it always amazes me the stereotypes americans have on French... I really don't see why French would be seen as smokers... The cigarette in the poster of Pulp fiction was removed in France...

We Americans need to stereotype other countries, too! Especially since we're all fatties who spend their days on the Intrawebz eating Twinkies and Ho-Hos.

who thinks that?

I don't know, people? xD A lot of people from the UK on here seem to have twisted views of Americans, though.

then again that's a bit easy, english have twisted views on everyone else :p (stereotypes ftw :p)

That's what I was thinking...

she would be referring to her boyfriend, as he's the one that smokes a lot