By scaredtosleep - 24/09/2009 09:50 - United Kingdom

Today, the weird receptionist at the hotel I'm staying at asked me if I needed an extra blanket because I "looked cold in my sleep last night". FML
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Zhejan 0

That seems like a "cold" assumption to make about someone

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xxmirandapandaxx 14

not necessarily, lolz if i worked at a hotel front desk, i wouldn't be able to resist saying stuff like that.. it'd be hilarious all the stuff you could say to freak people out.

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MasterAhmed 0

hell yea its sexy, :D ur gonna get lucky maybe tonight ;]

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plexico 3

Take out the "up" and you're spot on! ;) We gotta lotta love here -- even enough for you.

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hazza_1234 0

gotta love how the plex just owns all the haters... well done sir

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depechemode 0

Since when does Edward Cullen work as a receptionist?

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dude_stfu 0

HAHHAHAHAHAhahah that is so funny. I put it as my facebook status

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melanie177 1

Thats just plain scary!

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dudeman1212 22

You didn't know that hotel staff drugs the candies on the pillows, sneaks through the windows at night, quietly creep over to your bed (ninja style) and curls up next to you until the "special candy" wears off?

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8trickster8 0

Anyone else hate the term creeper? It's like its sprung up all of a sudden. It's everywhere!

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plexico 3

Why? Are you one or do you aspire to be one? I know a group of people who hate this use of the term "creeper:" Gardeners! Now when they want to discuss philodendrons, for example, the rest of us think Phil O'Dendron is a paunchy, middle-aged pervert masturbating just outside of a teenage girl's window. A similar fate struck the model railroad club of northern Ohio, the Cleveland Steamers.

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BeeSkwaird 0

It does seem to be a bit of a cultural phenomenon of late. Same with "stalker." Correlation?

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Witchcraft_fml 4

I agree. I'd never heard the term before until a few months ago, and since then it's been everywhere. Following me, if you will. :]

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YDIBITCHES 0

It's eating us from the inside AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! The pain fluffy come help meeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!

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gummibehrs 4

#73 and #107 - Lmao at the subtleness of your jokes.

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boatkicker 4

8trickster8 the term creeper didn't "spring up all of a sudden" it's been gaining in popularity for the last like, 5 years or so. That's about when I first heard it anyways, and I've been using it regularly for the past 3 years at least.

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Gamergal 0

Watch old school Scooby Doo! There's an episode with the "Creeper"

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threer 30

Gender stereotyping or just an innocent mess-up? OP is a man and the receptionist's gender is unconfirmed.

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sonicfury 0

run run and don't look back that is creepy

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scorpioserpent 1

wow that's weird!

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XOfiestypixie 0

That's creepy. And I agree with whatever Intoxicunt may comment on this. =)

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Intoxicunt 5

Yay! I feel special. You know the complimentary candy on your pillow? DRUGGED. Enjoy.

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Intellectualist 0

Did they touch you gently too?

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