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By omgwhyme - 08/01/2012 14:36 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML

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Same thing different taste

By besviken - 18/11/2012 22:53 - Sweden - Uppsala

Spicy

Today, I had the best sex of our relationship with my boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, looked me sweetly in the eyes for a few moments, then decided to slap me in the face with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

Spicy

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

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Double standard

By NoSexForMe - 13/07/2014 07:46 - United States - Rancho Cucamonga

Spicy

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML

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So generous

By noway - 10/08/2011 17:47 - Singapore

Spicy

Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML

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Wrong sort of poking

By Anonymous - 22/09/2013 05:40 - United States - Brandon

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend got out of the shower and tried to hit my forehead with his penis. He slipped and slapped me in the eye with it. FML

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Enticing

By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 21:19 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML

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Frustrated wank

By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 19:00

Spicy

Today, I gave my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. Apparently, I was so bad at it that he eventually just slapped my hand away and angrily said he'd do it himself. FML

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Sexy talk

By suckstosuck - 23/07/2013 04:04 - United States - Dana Point

Spicy

Today, I was getting freaky with my boyfriend and told him to spank me. In a seductive voice, he told me not to tell him what to do. Continuing, I asked him how he was going to punish me, to which he then replied, "I'm going to punch you straight in the face." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2015 21:00 - Canada - Calgary

Spicy

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML

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No nut will do that

By Anonymous - 02/05/2023 00:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend wanted a blowjob, shortly after we've started dating. He said to be careful because he blows a massive load. Thinking he's full of crap, I rolled my eyes and got to work. Had him going and then a massive load shot down my throat and a bunch of fire hoses sprayed out my nose. It burned so bad. FML

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WCARlover 34

Sunday 8 January 2012 19:53

Apparently she didn't feel like doing it you selfish ********...girls don't always have to want penis in their mouth

The_Plagiarizer 4

Sunday 8 January 2012 20:38

Buy a ***** and slap him back.

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CelebrityChef 3

Sunday 8 January 2012 21:52

Op he doesn't respect you dump his sorry ass, btw I'm a guy

khaleenicholas 3

Sunday 8 January 2012 21:52

My boyfriend does the same thing, ur better off jus doing it

dragynfyre 4

Sunday 8 January 2012 23:59

no you're not. you should never do something you don't want to do. It's called respect. everyone deserves that. not a slap in the face over a bj she didn't want to give.

NatalieXxVanity 8

Sunday 8 January 2012 21:52

Good on your for saying no when you didn't want to do something. Never feel like you HAVE to do things like that. Anyway I hope you dumped the asshole. What a douche. FYL.

anythingmustbe 18

Sunday 8 January 2012 21:55

He is a hobknocker

Sidel 11

Sunday 8 January 2012 21:57

true, true.

Strwbry3Shortcke 8

Sunday 8 January 2012 21:58

So, that's really terrible and all but how exactly did he smack you with his penis? Couldn' you have moved away from it? It isn't really something that can take you by surprise....

Country29 16

Sunday 8 January 2012 21:58

Well don't you have a nice bf!

Petunia888 13

Sunday 8 January 2012 22:00

Silly feminists: can't you just laugh at the FML? OP didn't post this for your advice.

ladyLALAA 28

Sunday 8 January 2012 22:05

If I were you next time he's playing xbox I would walk up and slap him in the face with a boob, see how he likes it!

Dracoboxer357 35

Sunday 8 January 2012 22:23

Uh....I wouldn't **** slap my wife....but if she walked up and boob-walloped me....that'd be awesome. :D

jdunny7 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 22:06

Should've said yes

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