By omgwhyme - 08/01/2012 14:36 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML
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WCARlover 34

Apparently she didn't feel like doing it you selfish ********...girls don't always have to want penis in their mouth

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Hyperion11 2

You should of slapped him across the face, with your boobs. That would of showed him.

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mikeymayhem_87 15

Good idea, but that may make him want more than a BJ lol

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Giggless96 0

Woohoo. Lol shroom slap. Deal with it. A bj for a man is better then sex.

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H00SIERBOY 0

So I take it you learned to say yes.

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mrducky12 0

Poor guy. All he asked for is a little pleasure. if he asks for anal and you say no, what happens?? Dose he donkey punch you?? Lol

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ccovey 2

Hopefully you have learned your lesson. Next time just suck it like you are supposed to. End of discussion

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dragynfyre 4

supposed to???? It's a choice not a requirement. douchebag.

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mrslunn 0

Dump that asshole! You deserve better

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kireee 0

Hahaha you can tell most are woman reading this

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AnnabelleX 4

OP, I hate to tell you this, but your boyfriend has a very serious case of douchitis. You should take him to the doctor immediately for several painful shots. Or you could just dump his ass.

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