On the off-chance this isn't fake: just go as yourself, and have him invite you as his friend. Nothing more. Wash the dishes, help clean up, be pleasant and likeable. His parents will figure out that you're dating sooner or later (after you've left, with any luck); just make it so that it's not a big deal.

What you need to do is suck it up and dress like a girl. At the precise moment (timing is key here), lift up your dress, whip out your schlong, and say, "Holy shit! How the **** did THAT get there? Your son must be gay like me!"

I think you should find someone who's on your level.. Whatta dumbass btw for trying to pass u off as a girl..

Wait til his dad tries to fondle your ****. I guess he'll get the gift of knowledge this Christmas. Have fun sitting down to pee for a week. :)

fags

I need a new account to voice my opinions on FMLs like this. I get paranoid that people I know will be watching my comments >.> . *Paranoid much?*

Tell him to man the **** up or you'll break up with him. Seriously, that's just an asshole thing to do.

Aww :[

gayness is wrong cuz shit on your dick isn't easy to get off and when you suck him off your sucking on a shitty dick but mostly because you ppl blame it on being born that way it's a choice if you don't think it is then you wouldn't wanna be gay

...I'm guessing you look rather feminine if your bf thinks that you can pull off being a chick. then again, you can just refuse to do so. You should be proud of who you are, a gay male. no need to hide it! good luck, OP