Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend asked me why I looked sad. I told him that...

By Scat - 15/12/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me why I looked sad. I told him that I found out a co-worker died over the weekend and I failed my final exam. He then informed me that my toilet was clogged again, that he had a lot of work to do, and left. I have to find a plunger. FML

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By wtfuraretard - 19/02/2010 20:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML

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By brokeandsad - 03/01/2010 20:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight about a clogged toilet. He was yelling about not having enough money to buy a better plunger and so I stormed out to buy one myself. While pulling his truck into traffic, a car hit me causing $1000 in damage. FML

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Sitcom vibes

By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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By kdeeeceee - 09/11/2011 05:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I had dinner at my boss's house. Just before we were ready to eat, my girlfriend came to me with a desperate look in her eyes. Apparently, she took a dump, clogged the toilet, and it flooded. I took the hit for her, and now my boss thinks I'm a jackass. FML

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By sleepylillion - 25/04/2016 05:07 - United States - Eleele

Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend chuckling to himself. Turns out he had just clogged the toilet. When he called maintenance, halfway through explaining the problem he started hysterically giggling and had to hang up mid-sentence. This has been a reoccurring theme. FML

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Left hanging out to dry

By Anonymous - 08/07/2016 18:47

Today, I clogged the toilet at my boyfriend's house. I couldn't fix it and was too ashamed to say anything. I can't handle confrontation, so I had to just sit there as my boyfriend's brother ended up getting blamed, then grounded for "lying" about it not being his fault. FML

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By thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2019 22:00 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, the maintenance man for my apartment “fixed” my toilet from constantly running. Now it won’t flush. I learned this after I took a huge dump. My boyfriend was over to spend the night. FML

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By Becca - 31/01/2010 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML

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By musicaddict - 10/03/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, the cute boy in my biology class I had been crushing on invited me over to study for a huge test. Once I got to his house, I really had to use the bathroom. I ended ending up taking a huge dump and clogging up his toilet. He had to come plunge it for me. FML

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You deserved it 24 203

Jewelofagal 2

Tuesday 15 December 2009 15:24

This would be what is called a relationship "red flag".

neonokku 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 12:54

slap that bitch

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AngelofMercy 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 15:27

Sounds like the guy I've been dating... Okay, usually yeah, I am a little emotional, but yeah I've had him whine to me about how much work he's doing and how he's soooo stressed. Of course he does it in a SUPER passive aggressive way so that I feel really guilty. ******* men sometimes. >:/

frostie 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 15:40

Ok what kind of boyfriend just leaves his girl when he knows shes sad? So what if he had work? I would defintly ditch my work for a while so i could spend time to cheer her up. Ok, either dump the unsympathetic robot your dating now or teach him to be more sympathetic.

See_Air_Ah 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 17:48

I dunno if they have Dollar Trees in Cali, but they do in Texas. You can get a plunger there for a dollar. =) And good luck with your douchebag boyfriend.

astory 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 20:49

Porridge over troubled water ?

loveisnever 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 4:54

Sounds like some tough times....you will get things straightened out and if he does clog your toilet again, take that shit out, throw it on his car, key his car, burn his car, slash every tire on his car, and smash every window that car has! After you leave the county jail after two years, you will have forgotten about this whole thing, and have moved on with your life. Yeah guys.....yeah.

eeeeyup 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 5:23

I plugged the toilet the other day and have no plunger... so I called my mom... This is what she said: Take a big bucket (small bathroom garbage can), fill with warm water and a squirt of shampoo ("Is the shampoo important, mum?" "Yes, my child, because it will clean the toilet a little big and smell better than your dung."), then slowly pour the bucket of water into the toilet, up to the rim. If you have good plumbing, the pressure should force the toilet to flush. (I had good plumbing but it took 5 minutes of me freaking out then all of a sudden... WOOSH! It went down.) Ummm, oh, and DO NOT flush the flusher when the toilet it full because it will spray all over. True stuff. Google it. It probably would show up on Google. I just wanted to share my newfound knowledge with the world. =]