By tayymeds - 12/03/2014 07:44 - United States - Mission Viejo

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Today, my boyfriend asked why I never let him go down on me. I told him that it doesn't do much for me, even though it really does. I didn't have the courage to tell him that it's because he acts like a rabid dog when he does. FML
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tayymeds 23

So yes, I agree that I completely deserve it because I won't be blunt with him. I just don't want him to get insecure about it, like he has with other intimate things. I drop hints by not showing response when he starts to act like I'm a chew toy, but it doesn't work. I have however, brought up the idea of watching movies with him, he's agreed to it, so maybe I'll lightly drop the bomb there.... But all in all, he's a great man and an exceptional lover--just not with that one bit of foreplay. Thanks for the laughs and opinions!

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rosha267 21

If you're comfortable enough to have sex with him you should be comfortable enough to talk to him about it

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JMichael 25

Well maybe if you say something he could improve. Can't expect improvement without communication.

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thewife5 19

He's not going to get better if you don't tell him.. And he's not going to be offended if you correct him in the act nicely.. It will just get better.

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6FootUnder 11

You can't even be honest with him? Yeah your relationship is gonna go down the shitter, op you're a horrible girlfriend.

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limabeans101029 20

Communication! Such an important thing in a relationship. If you talk to him about it, he'll be able to go down on you like he wants to and you'll be able to have a good time- everyone's a winner!

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Likian5 26

You're not going to have a healthy relationship with him if you're not open and honest about the things that bother you.

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Witchylady 17

Put a leash on him next time or a choker chain. That will keep him in control and yank on the chain when he gets a little carried away. That way you can still reap the benefits.

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Lastwhiteknight 11

I have an issue with this FML and it is this; 'Oh I know, let me complain to the internet about a personal matter that is easily solved with adult communication, boo hoo me' YFDI because this didn't just spring up out of the blue and bite you in the arse, as a good FML should. This is not even close to what a FML is. Next time write to Dear Deidre...

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renegadedarling 15

YDI if you cannot have a simple conversation pertaining to your sex life.

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Fluffy283 8

Just tell him you want him to be more gentle or take his time or whatever. No need to lie.

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rockhead1270 5

He will probably wonder how you know this difference. Obviously you do. 69 will solve it.

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