By Anonymous - 21/01/2011 09:25 - Monaco

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
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krushr 3

He did you a favour. Get over it and go find someone who showers at least once a week.

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CreateZ 0

Who showers these days anyway? Homeless people are setting a pretty awesome trend in my opinion.

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daisiebud 18

That's gross >.< you're better off without him. At the very least, everyone girl deserves a boyfriend who practices basic hygiene...

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frickme444 5

What!! Y would u date a guy like that in the first place?

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angeluv_2014 22

Then honey, it's probably for the best. :)

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blah2112 11

It baffles me that you'd wanna be with someone like that...

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sugarpoppaige 6

You should have dumped that shit a while ago

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VampOfSavannah 31

It appears you're better off, my dear. Find someone less filthy.

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1982isawesome 8

Eww... well it's probably better that you broke up...

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grumper 14

you want to kiss and touch in a relationship...why would you want him to stay?

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Marebare23 17

You're probably better off without him.

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