By Anonymous - 21/01/2011 09:25 - Monaco

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
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krushr 3

He did you a favour. Get over it and go find someone who showers at least once a week.

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CreateZ 0

Who showers these days anyway? Homeless people are setting a pretty awesome trend in my opinion.

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smaginn 0

Not an FML because his stinky ass is gone now! Just be sorry you didn't dump him first. Honestly, if you had to ask him to brush his teeth and shower... you might as well have asked him to leave. Ugh.

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lareske 0

Dirty, crusty MOFO, your better off without the smelly noonga. I just hope you didn't sleep with him.

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purple_sarah88 0

You're so much better off! It's better to be high maintenance than to lower your standards for that loser!

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Madmolly 0

Why is this an fml? He did you a favor!

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rabidsquirrel777 0

u deserve it cause he said that you were high maintenance and all you did was describe him... not what made you high maintenance... now get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich...

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atomicmrpelly 2

Sounds like a terrible loss...?

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catsAndRabbits 0

I know a guy just like that. Lol. His gf really needs to do the same.

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