By Anonymous - 21/01/2011 09:25 - Monaco

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 234
You deserved it 6 079

Same thing different taste

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He did you a favour. Get over it and go find someone who showers at least once a week.

Who showers these days anyway? Homeless people are setting a pretty awesome trend in my opinion.

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I'm sure that was the only reason... In comparison to the average guy, the average female *is* high maintenance. Typically it's the constant need for reassurance/etc that really drives us guys nuts. Females typically see anything that isn't functioning 100% the way they believe it should as broken. Typical guy process: if it ain't broke, don't fix it. We define broken as "no longer working at all". However, if he isn't showering/performing at least some modicum of personal hygiene, then just refuse to get close to him until he does...that sobers most of us guys up pretty quick.

eww 8S gross. that's not high maintenance, that's cleanly/normal human behavior. :S you're better off

virtue_tm 0

Your comment : i know exactly what you mean. my boyfriend is the same completly. he wont even wear underwear because he "doesnt see the point" because its just something else he'll have to "waste his time washing". urgh.

doglady 16

Gross. You're better off single.

suzy_q_9 0

He broke up with you!? Honey, you should have broken up with him!

suzy_q_9 0

at least that's better than not showering for over a week.

Mmm...maybe you're better off without the guy who has no respect for himself and his hygiene?

He ha problems. I would break up with him if he hadn't showered in that long. that's just ****** up.

Sounds like you're better off without him since he doesn't bathe