By rplovez - 05/09/2011 23:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
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ZingZilla 8

anyone think that this is the most original way to dump someone ever imagined? sucks to be you but kudos to your ex for originality.

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iAmScrubs 19

Drive around with the notes on. When someone honks at you, just point at the notes. When you get in an accident, point at the notes. When you decide to drive your car through a mall just for the fun of it, point at the notes. The notes are the solutions to all of your problems.

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iAmScrubs 19

Drive around with the notes on. When someone honks at you, just point at the notes. When you get in an accident, point at the notes. When you decide to drive your car through a mall just for the fun of it, point at the notes. The notes are the solutions to all of your problems.

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writergirl23 19

Good idea, but fir the fact that the notes blow off the moment you put your foot on the gas...

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iAmScrubs 19

So these so called "sticky notes" are really not sticky at all. Interesting...very interesting.

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theten_fml 9

Maybe you could spell two words on his house with those notes. The first word could have four letters and maybe the next word could have three letters.

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craZgal321 6

**** you why would she say love you its **** you

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craZgal321 6

**** you why would she say love you its **** you

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13FTW 9

65... The previous comment was a joke...

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immortal628 20

There's certainly something to be said for creativity here, but still, what a douche.

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italianbby 11

go find his car and key "it's actually you" on the side..

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Medcanyon 10

Omg I have the same exact bikini in this picture!!

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vickiejiang1990 0

I'd personally put a skunk in his car instead of key it.

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MD_DILF 4

I think it's great that your profile name is "italianbby" but you are wearing an American flag bathing suit.

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KiddNYC1O 20

I bet that's not even her in the pic as much as that's not me in my pic.

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

Sorry, I misread. I thought it said "It's not you, it's me."

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Yodaevil 4

Damaging isn't cool, regardless how big a dick he was. Post it's come off, keying a paint job costs money. Don't give in to revenge and hate, just makes the grieving process longer and harder. (assuming shes upset he broke it off)

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Joseph9 4

At leat he has a picture -.- and btw it saids Italian.. Not Italy, he can still live in America smart one

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Medcanyon 10

I didn't say it was her in the bikini. I only said that I have the same one that is shown in the picture. No need to be angry :)

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italianbby 11

btw, i can't have an ethnic background of italian but still live in America? it's an American rugby ball in my picture because i support RWC. You don't believe I'm real, message me. I'm that girl.

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italianbby 11

yeah, i'm actually the GIRL in that picture.. and I'm from Italian decent, and I live in America (supporting the Eagles in RWC with my patriotic photo shoot)

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KoreanFanned 0

take a sticky when u get a ticket, slap it onto a cop's face and laugh at them

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marpay 11

I've got to say they won't like that and if you do something like this you will probably get hurt.

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EvilTeddysRock 2

At least you didn't have to ask "WHY?! " to random strangers:)

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mrahhhhh 21

What a crazy bastard. It must have taken forever to write all those notes.

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Phallic_Metaphor 3

Why would you date someone who would do something like this? Try to date someone who doesn't have the maturity of an enraged 4 year old.

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writergirl23 19

Put post it notes over his car in the work carpark while he's at work, saying, 'Its you, not me!' If security comes up, just say you feel like putting post it notes on your car for a change n it's not illegal so don't bother me. All the while maintaining a cool face marked a bit by slight frustration.

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