By Anonymous - 19/05/2012 23:20 - Sri Lanka - Piliyandala

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because my mom's lazy eye creeps him out, and that my dad hates him. She doesn't have a lazy eye, he's never met my dad, never seen my mom, and now according to his friends, he's been cheating on me for the past two weeks. FML
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emeraldisle 30

He's just making excuses to break up with you. You're better off without him OP.

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

I don't understand, did he not at least try to come up with an ACTUAL reason to dump you? At least you don't have to deal with that douche anymore

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Dante17 6

Wow, what a friends you have there

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notfarremoved 4

Read it again; those were friends of her ex.

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forever_born 6

Boy:sorry babe it's over your moms creepy and your dad hates me OP: youve never met my dad! And my moms not creepy. Boy: SHIT WRONG GIRL!!! Forget what I just said babe I'll be back in an hour. Dump his ass now OP!!!

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toosolid 4

You should tell him you cheated on him

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Alastrina_fml 20

He was looking for an excuse to break it off. You should break his dick off for cheating though....

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sarahbara1994 0

He is just making excuses to end the relationship, you deserve better then him

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DanielleinDC 33

What a maroon. If you're going to break up with someone, try to find a plausible excuse.

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Quadroblitz 10

Damn I wanna make a Telltale Heart joke so badly but I don't know how... son of a bitch!

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sanamrvk 18

Hopefully it is the other girls' parents he has an issue with!

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thebigtwinkie 28

Sound like he wants to break up with you but doesn't know how... After you found out about that cheating part, you should have dumped him on spot

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