By Anonymous - 19/05/2012 23:20 - Sri Lanka - Piliyandala

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because my mom's lazy eye creeps him out, and that my dad hates him. She doesn't have a lazy eye, he's never met my dad, never seen my mom, and now according to his friends, he's been cheating on me for the past two weeks. FML
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emeraldisle 30

He's just making excuses to break up with you. You're better off without him OP.

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

I don't understand, did he not at least try to come up with an ACTUAL reason to dump you? At least you don't have to deal with that douche anymore

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JustOneMinute 2

He probably broke up with the wrong girlfriend. Maybe the girl he was cheating on you with had a mom with a lazy eye

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Ice_King 0

He sounds crazy to me

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kitchmoski22 0

you just nasty gurl

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noisebox 1

How could you even date a retard. He sound like the type that picks his and eats it when nobody's looking.....

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ImDB8 0

Lol what If he broke up with the wrong girl, and unwittingly stayed with the girl whos mom had a lazy eye

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charliewhippet 9

Sounds like you dodged a bullet - he's an asshole.

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littlecuntcats 6

He's probably telling you about the other girl's parents.

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RedCrow 0

That's why I stick with my batman action figures, they'll never leave me *sound of heavy breathing* Haah, Haaaaahh-mmmmm...

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