By Anonymous - 19/05/2012 23:20 - Sri Lanka - Piliyandala

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because my mom's lazy eye creeps him out, and that my dad hates him. She doesn't have a lazy eye, he's never met my dad, never seen my mom, and now according to his friends, he's been cheating on me for the past two weeks. FML
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emeraldisle 30

He's just making excuses to break up with you. You're better off without him OP.

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

I don't understand, did he not at least try to come up with an ACTUAL reason to dump you? At least you don't have to deal with that douche anymore

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trucker67 10

You are far better off without him - find someone who treats you with respect and who's a true gentleman .

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Rainbow101365 5

did he do this over text? if so maybe he was trying to break up with her... maybe her mom has a lazy eye and her dad hates him O.O but either way you dont need him

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roundnproud 7

Sounds like a schizo. Or a liar. Probably the latter.

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kemando 22

If hes stupid enough to cheat, I'm not surprised hes stupid enough to mix the 2 of you up.

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roundnproud 7

He has something of an imagination at least. Ask him if the eye can see through solid objects.

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jim_bolicious 4

It sounds to me like your better off without him.

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skygirl_01 5

You lucky girl... you dodged that bullet.

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Inediblepeaches 15

He's a liar. No one likes liars.

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Needafarm 22

Well you are pretty close to the edge of the world, so you could hope he just falls off. lol Yeah it sounds like he's confusing your family with some other family he has wormed his way into. Hell the other girl or girls probably think they too are the only ones. He's a grade A douche bag. You are better off without him. Find someone who'll love you and be loyal to you as you will be to them.

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