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By 30Jenna - 13/07/2011 22:01 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML

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You deserved it 6 312

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By itsover - 11/12/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 479

You deserved it 3 389

Cheeky

By BALEIGHLOVE17 - 20/05/2011 05:46

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 819

You deserved it 3 749

By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 23:39 - United States - South Gate

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 255

You deserved it 3 912

By mollyeyers - 22/08/2010 17:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 921

You deserved it 3 521

By mish - 22/09/2013 20:41 - United Kingdom - Leominster

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 230

You deserved it 4 191

By WTF - 12/09/2013 23:08 - United States - Plainfield

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 270

You deserved it 4 487

Sneaky

By soso - 13/05/2012 21:26 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 570

You deserved it 3 072

By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 549

You deserved it 3 601

By dana - 16/12/2013 22:43 - United States - Montrose

Today, my boyfriend dumped me via Facebook. I cared more about the spelling mistakes he made than the actual message. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 329

You deserved it 11 907

By Angie - 12/09/2015 21:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and filmed it, because it would "be a big hit on YouTube." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 239

You deserved it 1 996

foilindo 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:09

look at it this way. it's 27 people who want to date you!!! :-)

moosemonkey1000 6

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:19

Or 27 people who want to date him.

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my_bad36 6

Thursday 14 July 2011 15:37

they are all horrid and ur bf is a dumb ass

dasfro 2

Thursday 14 July 2011 16:17

either you were one crappy gf or he has a lot of asswhole friends, but i am bettin on the first one.

TheDrummingResul 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 17:02

It's cuz ur such a bitch...

GoneClubbin 9

Thursday 14 July 2011 17:11

27 more ppl will root in their grave

Merylwen 24

Thursday 14 July 2011 17:40

Well, that's one of the many reasons why Facebook is evil.

chadcat 1

Thursday 14 July 2011 19:39

Someone's popular. :)

Vito38 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 20:18

Like :)

Arch27 27

Thursday 14 July 2011 21:04

That's just COLD. Hope none of them were also your friends. If so, you know who to drop.

lulzmylife 4

Thursday 14 July 2011 21:54

On the plus side, at least a) you're no longer dating someone who's enough of an immature ass to dump his girlfriend on Facebook, and b) you know who your real friends are--or aren't.

hateevryone 14

Thursday 14 July 2011 21:55

screw that coward. any guy that breaks up over facebook is not a real man.

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