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By 30Jenna - 13/07/2011 22:01 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML

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By itsover - 11/12/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 479

You deserved it 3 389

Cheeky

By BALEIGHLOVE17 - 20/05/2011 05:46

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 819

You deserved it 3 749

By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 23:39 - United States - South Gate

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 255

You deserved it 3 912

By mollyeyers - 22/08/2010 17:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 921

You deserved it 3 521

By mish - 22/09/2013 20:41 - United Kingdom - Leominster

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML

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You deserved it 4 191

By WTF - 12/09/2013 23:08 - United States - Plainfield

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 270

You deserved it 4 487

Sneaky

By soso - 13/05/2012 21:26 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 570

You deserved it 3 072

By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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You deserved it 3 601

By dana - 16/12/2013 22:43 - United States - Montrose

Today, my boyfriend dumped me via Facebook. I cared more about the spelling mistakes he made than the actual message. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 329

You deserved it 11 907

By Angie - 12/09/2015 21:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and filmed it, because it would "be a big hit on YouTube." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 239

You deserved it 1 996

foilindo 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:09

look at it this way. it's 27 people who want to date you!!! :-)

moosemonkey1000 6

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:19

Or 27 people who want to date him.

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Unknown_ColeMan 0

Friday 15 July 2011 13:21

Ur probly just a bitch.

jallred254 4

Saturday 16 July 2011 0:31

hahaha!

mackDADDYsansoni 0

Friday 15 July 2011 21:46

That's hilarious!

henry14a 0

Friday 15 July 2011 23:00

srry bout that

buggbugg 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 2:41

That's life live with it

tavs02 6

Saturday 16 July 2011 2:47

Sorry to hear OP, keep your head up.

buggbugg 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 2:48

That's life live with it

buggbugg 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 2:50

That's life

toxic10uhc 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 8:10

because your obviously a bitch!

martin26_fml 5

Saturday 16 July 2011 10:33

Sorry to hear that.. but: "27 people liked it", that cracked me up!

uteikcaj 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 21:26

that's so mean

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say, "Fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was "Pollo frito". I then had sex, constantly saying "Pollo frito" for an hour. I later realized I was saying "Fried chicken." FML

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Today, it was my birthday. I spent all day in bed, sick with the flu. My boyfriend then broke up with me by text, because he didn't want to risk getting sick by doing it in person. FML

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Today, after having insomnia and also being constantly woken in the middle of the night by spam texts, I turned my notifications off and fell asleep, forgetting I had done so - until a few days later when I discovered my friends two day-old text telling me he has incurable cancer. I've apologized profusely, but he’s ghosted me. FML

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