Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend broke up with me while we were at the pool....

By Anonymous - 15/08/2011 17:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me while we were at the pool. He seemed shocked that I wasn't crying. A slim girl in a bikini walked past and said, "Don't worry, fat people are used to it." FML

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You deserved it 5 272

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By Jules - 21/02/2011 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 093

You deserved it 4 826

By thinner than you - 20/11/2012 21:57 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML

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You deserved it 5 386

By internetloser - 16/08/2017 16:15 - United States - Kewaskum

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How, you may ask? He used the Adult Swim "We should see other people" commercial. FML

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You deserved it 301

Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 500

You deserved it 12 228

By TheRawrza - 26/04/2009 09:47 - United States

Today, I was at a pool party. Standing outside of the pool, I was hesitant about taking my shirt off. A girl in the pool shouted, "Hey, you're not the only fat one here, don't feel bad!" I was worried about what my friends would think of my new bellybutton ring, I didn't think I'm fat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 248

You deserved it 8 275

The language of love

By Anonymous - 20/01/2010 16:17 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML

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You deserved it 4 496

Don't do this to me

By backtosquareone - 04/10/2011 05:22 - Asia/Pacific Region

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Devastated, he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down my spine was too much for me to handle, so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML

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You deserved it 44 274

By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I was "letting myself go". When I told the little girl I babysit in the afternoons why I was so upset, she looked at me for a moment before saying, "Well, I definitely can't blame him." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 703

You deserved it 8 423

The high road

By Stephy - 22/07/2021 11:01

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Trying to be the bigger person, I told him, "Your loss, not mine." He responded with, "I didn’t lose anything really. You let yourself go. Have you looked in the mirror lately?” FML

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You deserved it 960

By Emily - 03/01/2013 06:42 - United States - Arlington

Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML

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You deserved it 4 918

Livzii 5

Monday 15 August 2011 23:07

karma is gonna gets it's revenge on her

kidcanada 4

Monday 15 August 2011 23:08

What a dumb bitch. You should have sat on her

Comments

lidz1415 3

Tuesday 16 August 2011 16:45

what a bitch...

MadeUpEverything 2

Tuesday 16 August 2011 17:28

103 - Skinny people can be less healthy than someone who isn't. There are two types of fat - subcutaneous fat and interstitial fat, which is between organs. The interstitial fat is more dangerous because it's what causes health problems. Just because someone looks healthy doesn't mean they are.

storm1217 5

Tuesday 16 August 2011 17:58

Don't go to the pool if your fat ass can't fit in a bikini

grrrrimard 6

Wednesday 17 August 2011 0:00

wow you dont need too be an asswhole, whats the point of commenting if your going too be rude>.>

dakorok 6

Tuesday 16 August 2011 18:36

YDI, fatty. Everyone defending OP is fat, too. OP, go to the gym.

grrrrimard 6

Tuesday 16 August 2011 23:58

well that just lets people know that you have a small penis and you need too grow up

Arch27 27

Tuesday 16 August 2011 18:53

Screw her, OP. Obviously someone just like being an asshole.

L0v3bug 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 20:25

demeanor or wth ever ur name is. Did mommy and Daddy mistreat u???? lol Seriously dude ur an asshole!

RiahFaye 8

Tuesday 16 August 2011 20:31

And you didn't punch her? Lol

Jujubilee 1

Tuesday 16 August 2011 21:11

Don't worry, she'll eventually turn into the fat bitch she always was on the inside! That or she'll die of malnourishment! :)

tarasperdov 6

Tuesday 16 August 2011 22:12

My point is that if you don't wanna hear such blunt comments (which one way or another reflect the truth though) - consider those "stops": 1. stop stuffing your face pigging out on food; (go on a diet for crying out loud!!!!) 2. stop being a vegetable and go exercise - undoubtedly, it's healthy in the first place! 2nd of, it's the only way to beauty. It's this simple)))

stilettex33 5

Tuesday 16 August 2011 23:26

wow, your a ******* asshole. why should she even need to go on a diet? just because she isnt stick thin doesnt mean she's overweight. Being 'skinny' is NOT the only way of being beautiful fucktard.