Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend broke up with me while we were at the pool....

By Anonymous - 15/08/2011 17:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me while we were at the pool. He seemed shocked that I wasn't crying. A slim girl in a bikini walked past and said, "Don't worry, fat people are used to it." FML

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By Jules - 21/02/2011 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML

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By thinner than you - 20/11/2012 21:57 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML

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By internetloser - 16/08/2017 16:15 - United States - Kewaskum

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How, you may ask? He used the Adult Swim "We should see other people" commercial. FML

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Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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By TheRawrza - 26/04/2009 09:47 - United States

Today, I was at a pool party. Standing outside of the pool, I was hesitant about taking my shirt off. A girl in the pool shouted, "Hey, you're not the only fat one here, don't feel bad!" I was worried about what my friends would think of my new bellybutton ring, I didn't think I'm fat. FML

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The language of love

By Anonymous - 20/01/2010 16:17 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML

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Don't do this to me

By backtosquareone - 04/10/2011 05:22 - Asia/Pacific Region

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Devastated, he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down my spine was too much for me to handle, so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I was "letting myself go". When I told the little girl I babysit in the afternoons why I was so upset, she looked at me for a moment before saying, "Well, I definitely can't blame him." FML

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The high road

By Stephy - 22/07/2021 11:01

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Trying to be the bigger person, I told him, "Your loss, not mine." He responded with, "I didn’t lose anything really. You let yourself go. Have you looked in the mirror lately?” FML

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By Emily - 03/01/2013 06:42 - United States - Arlington

Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML

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Livzii 5

Monday 15 August 2011 23:07

karma is gonna gets it's revenge on her

kidcanada 4

Monday 15 August 2011 23:08

What a dumb bitch. You should have sat on her

Comments

grrrrimard 6

Tuesday 16 August 2011 22:33

awwe you dont need a dick like that, what a doughe bag, and for the bikini bitch i would of kicked her and the teeth(Y)

grrrrimard 6

Tuesday 16 August 2011 22:35

damn i wrote it twice>.

grrrrimard 6

Tuesday 16 August 2011 23:25

damn i wrote it twice>.

asiancosmo 7

Tuesday 16 August 2011 23:34

you shoulda slapped the stupid bitch

FlyingWhisps 5

Wednesday 17 August 2011 2:26

I hope you slapped that bitch down! And good for you, for not crying over him, he isn't worth it.

FlyingWhisps 5

Wednesday 17 August 2011 2:37

I hope you slapped that bitch down! And good for you, for not crying over him, he isn't worth it.

Nini101 2

Wednesday 17 August 2011 3:34

that's a great thing you didn't cry, but I would have fought the skinny bitch though and you could always find better

jadejazmyn 5

Wednesday 17 August 2011 4:52

Hun don't worry about her she's just mad because you had a boyfriend and she didn't. I'm a big girl and I get laid by the finest dudes more than my skinny friends lol. own it baby. Ow!

underdose 9

Wednesday 17 August 2011 4:59

I hope you pushed the dumb bitches ass into the pool

BoredUnicorn 6

Wednesday 17 August 2011 5:12

That bitch needs to be slapped

snazzy_247 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 5:46

What a bitch. You should've took a swipe at her. Good on you for being the better person by saying slim. I would've said "this anorexic bitch..."

FlyingWhisps 5

Wednesday 17 August 2011 8:20

I hope you slapped that bitch down! You could take her, you're bigger than her. But in all seriousness good job on not crying over your ex, he most likely isn't worth the tears.