Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend broke up with me while we were at the pool....

By Anonymous - 15/08/2011 17:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me while we were at the pool. He seemed shocked that I wasn't crying. A slim girl in a bikini walked past and said, "Don't worry, fat people are used to it." FML

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By Jules - 21/02/2011 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML

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By thinner than you - 20/11/2012 21:57 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML

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By internetloser - 16/08/2017 16:15 - United States - Kewaskum

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How, you may ask? He used the Adult Swim "We should see other people" commercial. FML

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Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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By TheRawrza - 26/04/2009 09:47 - United States

Today, I was at a pool party. Standing outside of the pool, I was hesitant about taking my shirt off. A girl in the pool shouted, "Hey, you're not the only fat one here, don't feel bad!" I was worried about what my friends would think of my new bellybutton ring, I didn't think I'm fat. FML

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The language of love

By Anonymous - 20/01/2010 16:17 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML

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Don't do this to me

By backtosquareone - 04/10/2011 05:22 - Asia/Pacific Region

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Devastated, he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down my spine was too much for me to handle, so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I was "letting myself go". When I told the little girl I babysit in the afternoons why I was so upset, she looked at me for a moment before saying, "Well, I definitely can't blame him." FML

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The high road

By Stephy - 22/07/2021 11:01

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Trying to be the bigger person, I told him, "Your loss, not mine." He responded with, "I didn’t lose anything really. You let yourself go. Have you looked in the mirror lately?” FML

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By Emily - 03/01/2013 06:42 - United States - Arlington

Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML

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Livzii 5

Monday 15 August 2011 23:07

karma is gonna gets it's revenge on her

kidcanada 4

Monday 15 August 2011 23:08

What a dumb bitch. You should have sat on her

Comments

xcrazyforyouu 2

Wednesday 17 August 2011 8:31

Then u should of said and bitches like u are use to getting punched.

missalice0306 19

Wednesday 17 August 2011 9:17

I would've pushed her into the pool

ILoveEmoes 9

Wednesday 17 August 2011 15:02

Wow... That's so rude. What the hell did she have to say that for?!

Isaac_The_Great 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 15:05

I would of drop kicked her into the pool.

ohmandapants 16

Wednesday 17 August 2011 16:23

And you didn't push her into the pool?

deekasdino 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:04

Ouch :/

tona01 16

Thursday 18 August 2011 2:39

Sorry :) 314 i'm bad with names pictures and comments on the other hand And for the person who wrote about anna nicole smith, i thought she was dead, maybe i'm wrong, but i don't like to read all that celebrity and gossip crap, so i don't really update myself on that info

heykaymae 2

Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:55

She is one of those who think they run shit. Shouldve stood up for yourself. We are on FML and can't for you girl. Or else I would've snapped a twig into two.

Kfalkosgirl 2

Wednesday 17 August 2011 20:11

dude I would have destroyed that bitch! you probably aren't even fat are you? I wouldn't have sat on her, no no no.... that implies that you are fat. which is just as degrading. what I would've done is beat the living shit out of her and stained her itty bitty bikini in her own blood :) and made sure everyone knew what a pussy she was :)