Love: Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later...

By life_isnt_fair - 09/03/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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By BALEIGHLOVE17 - 20/05/2011 05:46

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML

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By mollyeyers - 22/08/2010 17:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML

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By 1.30am - 10/02/2012 09:59 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by text at 1:30 am because he didn't want to give me "the dread of answering a phone call." When I asked him for an explanation, his reply was, "For what?" FML

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By grreeatttt - 31/01/2009 01:57 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 18:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By Brad - 08/03/2009 05:33 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

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Wednesday 9 March 2011 12:03

take him back then dump him

chewbacca69 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 12:00

your boyfriend sounds like a ******** you don't need him anyway

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cadreychasd 6

Tuesday 15 March 2011 8:53

wow!! i think KARMA is quick! i know you're smart .

Lynne2 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 4:12

what did u say??

cherrigirl 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 1:51

that's happens to me and sad that I actually took him back. I Love Kentucky!

Naruto11232 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 6:44

Lol....that happened to my friend janelle

locknessa 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 9:01

I wish this would happen to every guy who cheated. if tel him **** You :)

meggers4408 0

Monday 23 January 2012 6:48

Hope you didn't take him back...

doglover100 28

Friday 6 July 2012 6:51

I hope you didn't take him back.

merrielp 13

Sunday 29 July 2012 1:45

Wow

mskimbelinapham 5

Wednesday 19 September 2012 7:03

I hate ppl like that. Screw him.

nicholasj96 9

Wednesday 23 January 2013 18:35

You probably took him back, didn't you ?

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