Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML - FML

By fffmmll - 21/03/2011 16:58 - United Kingdom

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Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2012 04:09 - United States - Aston

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Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML

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By Reliena - 21/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

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WAURGH

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 02:17 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML

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By FMLer - 27/05/2011 20:57 - United States

Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML

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By DrLight - 17/01/2015 01:59 - United States - Raleigh

Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!" FML

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By rastafarimon - 17/04/2011 05:56 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML

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The Force

By RobinBunny713 - 19/07/2011 03:23 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML

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Star Wars brain

By cl4ptp - 14/08/2012 12:17 - United Kingdom - Barry

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Today, after sex, my boyfriend and I lay in bed for a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice for post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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Let me Slytherin

By Wisconsin love - 13/12/2010 17:35 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

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Top comments

afdude87 6

Monday 21 March 2011 22:31

shave, for the love of god

cathylee22 4

Monday 21 March 2011 22:36

Why does it make a funny arrrrrgggggg noise or are you just wicked hairy?

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 21 March 2011 23:07

To each their own.

AnagenisisZagus 13

Monday 21 March 2011 23:07

Time for a trim? ....Chewbacca.

ajp171 0

Monday 21 March 2011 23:10

lolololololololololol

RyanMacVey 17

Monday 21 March 2011 23:14

why shud she have tae???

Zmeilerr 22

Monday 21 March 2011 23:14

Touché, Steff; Touché

Zmeilerr 22

Monday 21 March 2011 23:14

Touché, Steff; Touché

Zmeilerr 22

Monday 21 March 2011 23:14

Touché, Steff; Touché

lesbianlovers69 0

Monday 21 March 2011 23:16

SHAVE YOUR F***ING PUSSY!!!

Blehhxx 0

Monday 21 March 2011 23:16

Maybe if you kept it nice an trimmed/shaved that wouldn't happen.

perdix 29

Monday 21 March 2011 23:25

Well, if he's chewing it, you've got no problem. If he doesn't visit there, you can take a chance and shave it, but he may just start calling it "Yoda." May the Force be with you.

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