By LadyDean - 29/11/2011 08:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home, chugged a beer, and passed out in our bed without saying hello or goodnight to me. I've been on vacation for a week and was hoping to cuddle. But no, if I try to touch him, he hits me and growls. FML
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cradle6 13

And you're with him because...?

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RedPillSucks 31

Growls? That's what you get for dating a dog.

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horneyhic 15

You sound like the type that would dump a guy for leaving the toilet seat up if the guy is asleep and she touches him there's a good chance he just swatted at her in his sleep

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quirrus 9

that sounds to me not just like an FML but rather domestic violence

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qaz1up 0

So you went on vacation without him and left him by himself... I guess he learned to survive on his own!

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qaz1up 0

So you went on vacation without him and left him by himself... I guess he learned to survive on his own!

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mktotigger 3

You deserve better. Do you really think he is going to change if you get married?

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sheethapins 13

When your boyfriend smacks and growls, cross your two fingers and give him a quick pinch on the neck, it will not hurt the boyfriend don't worry, just shock him and break his concentration from the undesired behavior, and when he is in a calm submissive state then reward him. You have to be the pack leeeader.

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Gregsgirl4ever 0

So she should be unhappy with an abusive jerk because that's how relationships work? Sounds like you need to grow up and learn a little but about relationships, sweetie, ok?

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