By LadyDean - 29/11/2011 08:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home, chugged a beer, and passed out in our bed without saying hello or goodnight to me. I've been on vacation for a week and was hoping to cuddle. But no, if I try to touch him, he hits me and growls. FML
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cradle6 13

And you're with him because...?

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RedPillSucks 31

Growls? That's what you get for dating a dog.

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TROLLFACEdotJPG 5

I have nothing witty to say but make him a sandwhich and cut them into animal shapes!

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hateevryone 14

he's drunk honey. he'll want you when that hangover hits him.

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darkmis1 17

I agree. Especially Disney movies. They taught me how horrible fruit is for you, not to talk to a guy until he kisses you, to get plastic surgery if you don't like your body, that *********** is ok, and that you can let rabid animals lick your plates clean.

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pancakerocks 1

light weight maybe. but i dont think this was all because he was drunk.

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michi23 0

Time for a new boyfriend!

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Enslaved 36

Sometimes when I get home from a hard day at work, I just want to unwind and not really talk to anyone but your boyfriend is rude! Maybe he's upset you went on vacation without him or something?

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ty1992_farmlife 12

I think its time to find a new boyfriend, one that won't get drunk and forget you're there

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fo_86 0

Why do people put up with this kind of shit? Simple solution...get a boyfriend that doesn't suck.

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lostfaithinpppl 19

Absolutely this ^^^ If you stay in the relationship then you deserve this treatment, OP.

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glorialaura21 8

I'd rather be single then in a relationship like that.

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ydfml2 0

Relationship like what? One where the gf goes on a week long vacation and the boyfriend gets drunk off of one beer? Leave then. Beer is way cheaper than any woman could ever be. Especially for him on 1 a day.

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DontClickOnMe 28

Sounds like he had a little bit too much to drink. Either that, or he's just an ass.

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moofis_footbone 4

hahahaha Women love turrible guys. Like bugs to a bug zapper.......what happened and why am I smoking wreckage.

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sixspades 0

That's true Like this pic I saw that said Bad boyfriends: I want to spend the rest of my life with him, the whole 2 hours Or at leas i found it funny ^w^

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Spazz420 7

Well u went on a solo vacation for a week without him. What did u expect?

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LinTurk 4

My guess is he was either already out cuddling someone while you were gone and you came home and ruined his fun, or you really pissed him off while you were gone. Maybe over the phone.

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Llama_Face89 33

Those are the only 2 options? What about a shitty day at work? An altercation with a family member? Broaden your perspective. You make yourself look like an idiot.

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ydfml2 0

What about..... The bitch went on a week long vacation without him and is crying cuz he won't cuddle? Boo ******* hoo!

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