Love: Today, my boyfriend came home, chugged a beer, and passed out...

By LadyDean - 29/11/2011 08:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home, chugged a beer, and passed out in our bed without saying hello or goodnight to me. I've been on vacation for a week and was hoping to cuddle. But no, if I try to touch him, he hits me and growls. FML

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You deserved it 6 939

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By anon - 20/08/2012 05:00 - United States - Philadelphia

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By Johna Richardson - 30/07/2017 20:00

Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML

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By ....ew - 05/04/2024 09:00 - United States

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By bruised - 11/04/2016 07:26 - United States - Novi

Today, I lay in bed reflecting on my fiancé's complaint about my lack of displays of affection. I felt terrible, so I rolled over and hugged him in his sleep. He's a fully trained martial artist and his immediate reaction was to try to snap my neck. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2020 20:00

Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We decided then to come home and planned an intimate moment. I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I fell asleep right before we started. FML

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Too on the nose

By Anonymous - 19/07/2021 16:03

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He prefers the dog

By Anonymous - 19/11/2019 14:00

Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML

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By me - 27/10/2010 12:36 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML

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By Amy (grossed out) - 27/04/2014 13:43 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, my long-distance boyfriend got extremely drunk and insisted that we left the Skype call on all night so it was like I was there with him. I woke up to the sound of him vomiting loudly at 3am. FML

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By Yes - 24/11/2009 16:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML

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cradle6 13

Tuesday 29 November 2011 15:52

And you're with him because...?

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 29 November 2011 15:59

Growls? That's what you get for dating a dog.

Comments

McAninch35 9

Tuesday 29 November 2011 16:30

I see no problem here.

pancakerocks 1

Tuesday 29 November 2011 19:43

say hello to lonelyness then

every1luvsboners 11

Tuesday 29 November 2011 16:31

Take a dump on his chest while he's sleeping, that'll teach him.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Tuesday 29 November 2011 19:04

A cleveland steamer?

coltsrock37 15

Tuesday 29 November 2011 19:36

The steamer just rolled into Cleveland...

soccer_lover_714 4

Tuesday 29 November 2011 16:31

Because you know, abusive relationships are ok too...

some1azn 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 16:38

Maybe he's been working his butt off and he's tired as hell while your all hunky dory back from your vacation?? (o_0)/

Obeyy19 4

Tuesday 29 November 2011 16:44

Time for a new bf! He seems sloppy anyways

ydfml2 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 5:34

How exactly does he seem sloppy? Stop filling in your own blanks.

joee182 3

Tuesday 29 November 2011 16:52

Hes a keeper isnt he?smh-.-

creedaddict 9

Tuesday 29 November 2011 16:58

YDI for wanting to cuddle .... Lol j/k

meg882002 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 17:02

Any man that hits you is not worth your time

meg882002 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 17:02

Any man that hits you is not worth your time

Musickal 16

Tuesday 29 November 2011 17:07

Kay, guys, here's how it works. #1: He chugged A beer. It is incredibly unlikely that he's drunk. NOBODY is that much of a lightweight. #2: If he passed out in bed immediately after getting home, and now he "hits [her] and growls" every time she tries to touch him... he's probably asleep. Lots of people flail or swat at things that touch them in their sleep. He's not abusive, he's ASLEEP. :/ That's my two cents.

LinTurk 4

Tuesday 29 November 2011 17:23

Completely agree.

jmad29 2

Tuesday 29 November 2011 19:16

Yeaa I don't buy that. My husband would never act like that even when he's exhausted he gives me a hug n kiss n if he's tired he'll just tell me and I let him be so he can sleep or relax.

CuteGinger 2

Tuesday 29 November 2011 21:42

83- Stop bragging about your sunshiney relationship, most real ones do have problems. And it's not like he beat her, he's probably shooing her away.

Smidget1 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 21:57

Thank you musickal, i thought i was the only one that noticed that one beer doesnt get you drunk. The world is not an above the influence commercial, thats not how it works.