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By sadgf - 25/07/2009 04:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home from being deployed for the past 3 months. As soon as he gets out of the car, he walks right past me and goes to hug his dog. FML

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By chels - 10/12/2012 07:47 - United States - Youngstown

Today, my boyfriend got done with Marine combat training. The first thing he asked for weren't pictures of me but pictures of his car. Missed you too babe. FML

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You deserved it 3 385

By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I came home from a two-week overseas business trip. My wife was at work, but she came home for lunch. When she came in, she brushed right past me to hug and talk to her dog. When I mentioned it, she said, "But I haven't seen him all day!" FML

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You deserved it 4 333

Just dependa things

By wookieewhosshe - 28/09/2022 09:00

Today, my fiancé left for a 6-month deployment overseas. I waved him away, came back inside alone, and cried. I know this is what I signed up for, but the cat could've shown more sympathy than staring at me and walking away. FML

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You deserved it 592

Bad look

By Anonymous - 24/04/2024 02:00 - Jamaica

Today, after patiently waiting to see my boyfriend for a month because he was overseas, I excitedly went to the airport to finally pick him up, only for him to walk straight past me to greet his friends. He didn't even bring back anything for me, but brought back a suitcase full of goodies for his friends. FML

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You deserved it 105

Good boy

By doggylove - 13/11/2015 03:57 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML

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You deserved it 2 225

Nice welcome

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got back from a six month deployment overseas. My girlfriend of three years couldn't pick me up from the airport because she had an intramural softball game to go to. FML

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You deserved it 6 445

By Anonymous - 19/06/2019 00:04

Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML

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You deserved it 244

By ThanksDog - 05/06/2016 21:26

Today, after months of planning the perfect night with my brother, who was coming home for two weeks from the military, he cancelled because he "missed his dog". FML

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You deserved it 1 511

IN A RUSH, SORRY

By Anonymous - 04/07/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend returned from a 2-month internship in New York. As I saw him exit the plane, I imagined him running to me and kissing/spinning me around passionately like in movies. He got closer and closer, and as I opened my arms to embrace him, he runs past me saying, "BRB, I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT." FML

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You deserved it 10 789

By sly - 25/10/2010 22:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML

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You deserved it 4 459

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Saturday 25 July 2009 12:12

I'd do the same! I love dogs :D

dotsdesu 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 12:16

how is that a FML. there's alot more about life to complain **** about.

Comments

breathemein 10

Saturday 25 July 2009 20:54

LOL

bishoprsv2 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 21:10

YDI

Lieon22 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 21:38

Man's best Friend, man's first priority. You still got a hug didn't you?

Darling_Cherry 5

Saturday 25 July 2009 21:51

I don't blame him...my dog, cat and bird come first always. :-)

Scotticus117 11

Saturday 25 July 2009 21:54

They call dog man's best friend.

zolitical 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:18

Hell yea. I'd hug my cat first, too!

chocoLIFE_fml 2

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:33

I think the dog deserve it. Because the dog have no idea where he is and in its mind it misses him so dearly that even human cannot imagine how much the dog love his human.