Love: Today, my boyfriend came home from being deployed for the past...

By sadgf - 25/07/2009 04:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home from being deployed for the past 3 months. As soon as he gets out of the car, he walks right past me and goes to hug his dog. FML

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By chels - 10/12/2012 07:47 - United States - Youngstown

Today, my boyfriend got done with Marine combat training. The first thing he asked for weren't pictures of me but pictures of his car. Missed you too babe. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

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By wookieewhosshe - 28/09/2022 09:00

Today, my fiancé left for a 6-month deployment overseas. I waved him away, came back inside alone, and cried. I know this is what I signed up for, but the cat could've shown more sympathy than staring at me and walking away. FML

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Bad look

By Anonymous - 24/04/2024 02:00 - Jamaica

Today, after patiently waiting to see my boyfriend for a month because he was overseas, I excitedly went to the airport to finally pick him up, only for him to walk straight past me to greet his friends. He didn't even bring back anything for me, but brought back a suitcase full of goodies for his friends. FML

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Good boy

By doggylove - 13/11/2015 03:57 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML

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Nice welcome

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got back from a six month deployment overseas. My girlfriend of three years couldn't pick me up from the airport because she had an intramural softball game to go to. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2019 00:04

Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML

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By ThanksDog - 05/06/2016 21:26

Today, after months of planning the perfect night with my brother, who was coming home for two weeks from the military, he cancelled because he "missed his dog". FML

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IN A RUSH, SORRY

By Anonymous - 04/07/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend returned from a 2-month internship in New York. As I saw him exit the plane, I imagined him running to me and kissing/spinning me around passionately like in movies. He got closer and closer, and as I opened my arms to embrace him, he runs past me saying, "BRB, I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT." FML

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By sly - 25/10/2010 22:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML

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Saturday 25 July 2009 12:12

I'd do the same! I love dogs :D

dotsdesu 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 12:16

how is that a FML. there's alot more about life to complain **** about.

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XDNLxtlz99 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 17:39

FAKE! I read this exact same post a while back.

kcslgvr 11

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:40

Today, I came home from a two-week overseas business trip. My wife was at work, but she came home for lunch. When she came in, she brushed right past me to hug and talk to her dog. When I mentioned it, she said, "But I haven't seen him all day!" FML yep. you were right. unless it was just a coincidence that they were both very alike. but i highly doubt it.

fallacy_fml 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 17:45

I'd do the exact same thing. You can't tear a person from their dog!

skullbuster 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 18:08

Bravo Sadgf, [insert slow clap here for about 15 seconds], you've cracked the formula!! If you submit a bland 2 sentence FML that has been posted 10 times before, real or not, it will get on the site. Everyone take notes!!!

Chantallika 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 18:15

Anybody who doesn't understand the unique bond between a man and his dog has done it to themselves, I'm afraid. No sympathy for the devil.

Nakedsquirrel 5

Saturday 25 July 2009 18:22

His dog is family while you're not. Chances are their bond is stronger, anyway, given that you're only bf/gf.

dyld921 2

Saturday 25 July 2009 18:27

Most of the comments here seem to approve the guy and his dog. But I've seen several FMLs here about a girl doing the same thing for her cat, and they're all saying how much of a crazy bitch she is. Exactly the kind of double standard that no-one gets but keep doing anyway.

runnergirl 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 18:31

There's no such thing as a 3 month deployment. Sorry, kiddo.

fayzer88 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 18:38

If he were to lock both you and his dog in a closet for an hour, guess which one of you will be happy to see him when he opens the door? This is why guys like dogs more!