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By wellthatsawkward - 30/12/2011 06:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my family. The night consisted of my sisters hiding in a tent and chasing us around in it, my parents singing songs from 'The Lion King' opera-style and throwing cheese at him. Pretty sure he's freaked out. FML

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By octoberrain - 10/10/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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By JJLight - 27/05/2013 03:14 - United States - Camarillo

Today, I invited my boyfriend to come to an event to meet some of my friends for the first time. I had been raving about him for weeks, and everyone was curious to meet this "amazing guy" I'd been dating. He showed up in a Darth Vader costume because he thought it would be funny to embarrass me. FML

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Welcome to the family

By this is why I drink! - 27/12/2021 22:59

Today, I reluctantly agreed to bring my boyfriend home to meet my family. He said he wasn’t easily scared and could handle a “weird” family. Two hours later, there was a massive brawl when one uncle hit the other’s wife after she threw wine in his face. Tables were flipped, cops were called. Shit. FML

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Nervous gas

By Anonymous - 11/04/2023 03:00

Today, I was out to dinner with my boyfriend and his parents. It was my first time meeting them, so I was a bit nervous. As we were talking, I accidentally let out a loud burp. His parents looked at me in shock, and my boyfriend just laughed and said, "Well, she's certainly comfortable around you two." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 08:47 - United States - Evansville

Today, I met my husband's family for the first time. My nightmare versions were better. FML

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By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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Get out, now

By Hélène - 01/05/2021 10:58

Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and his parents met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny to walk around with a realistic gun and make references about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML

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By ohcrap - 28/09/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's father for the first time. We were at a restaurant and my bofriend kept playing footsie with me under the table. When my boyfriend excused himself to go to the restroom, the game of footsie was still going on. FML

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notsorandomguy 18

Friday 30 December 2011 12:01

If he's creeped, he's a loser. If he sang along, MARRY HIM.

rubyjames 3

Friday 30 December 2011 11:59

i want your family

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HelloCaleb 4

Saturday 31 December 2011 6:35

that's freaking awesome

ZeroIce 12

Saturday 31 December 2011 6:37

The Lion King rules. You should be proud. I would! :D

keshaforever1 14

Saturday 31 December 2011 6:45

I love your family.

XxM3MphizxX 6

Saturday 31 December 2011 7:42

Lol... Awsome family kinds creepy them singin the lion king opera style but kool :) i need some cheese to throw

iheartstupid 4

Saturday 31 December 2011 7:54

If he can't handle a weird but awesome family then it's not going to last. He's probably not worth your time.

omg_kristina 4

Saturday 31 December 2011 8:11

Your family is.. AWESOME.

scottyrocks123 21

Saturday 31 December 2011 9:23

MLIA

ckstrip 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 13:44

That is awesome

LennyComa 39

Saturday 31 December 2011 13:46

That is an awesome test of character

cubie21 7

Saturday 31 December 2011 17:46

I'm waiting for someone to say MLIA. that is really cool! :P

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