By tkrause - 01/04/2013 17:17 - Canada - Nelson

Today, my boyfriend came over with a hickey on his neck. He thinks "The vacuum did it" is a believable excuse. FML
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Cheeley 17

Those vacuums can be pretty deceiving.

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Welshite 39

It's true. Poor guy was just trying to clean his house when the vacuum decided to revolt and attacked him. Those machines are violent at times.

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grrrrrrrreat 8

You can in fact give yourself a hickey with a vacuum.

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LouisianaBob 9

At least you found out this way instead of contracting an std from him.

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nifa86 12

My mate used to pinch and twist our necks to create this very problem

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whY402Jay 12

"I told you not to interrupt me when i'm cleaning my room." -Doofy

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Bibliovore 26

Well, sure, if "The Vacuum" is the nickname of the person with whom he's having an affair. (Or he was bored and just kind of stuck the vacuum tube on his neck to see what would happen. If it's perfectly round, maybe he spoke the truth. But either way, not so bright.)

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NeinKittenz 20

Is she called "The vacuum" because she sucks things up?

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Donnie_Murray 8

It can be something else though.. But, you should talk or dump.

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MythsNLegends 10

The vacuum came on to me first.

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ryan1268 18

cheaing these days are unbelieveable. dump him now u desurve better.

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