By tkrause - 01/04/2013 17:17 - Canada - Nelson

Today, my boyfriend came over with a hickey on his neck. He thinks "The vacuum did it" is a believable excuse. FML
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Cheeley 17

Those vacuums can be pretty deceiving.

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Welshite 39

It's true. Poor guy was just trying to clean his house when the vacuum decided to revolt and attacked him. Those machines are violent at times.

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ReepingHavoc 13

well how big is the hicky? is it perfectly round or rectangular O.o

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QueenMichael 16

It's not really an excuse, even if it's true. What kind of person gets hickeys from a vacuum cleaner?

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crackpotL 33

Give him a black eye then he can say the door did it.

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cdkitty94 6

This fml is so overused. I guarantee it's probably a fake. Please be more original!

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jcrawford4 2

Seeing how it was April Fools Day. I could believe he did that to freak you out. Just chill.

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born_hustla 26

Such an honest cheater

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lielkolet 3

Believe it or not, I've gotten upwards of 10 hickeys from vacuums. It happens.

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