By tkrause - 01/04/2013 17:17 - Canada - Nelson

Today, my boyfriend came over with a hickey on his neck. He thinks "The vacuum did it" is a believable excuse. FML
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Cheeley 17

Those vacuums can be pretty deceiving.

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Welshite 39

It's true. Poor guy was just trying to clean his house when the vacuum decided to revolt and attacked him. Those machines are violent at times.

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Chucklikesbacon 12

Making sandwiches?

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appelflap 22

Dump him ,OP. tell him to put the vacuum somewhere else ;)

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M3DIC4T3 29

So do the same OP, but blame your curling iron.

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NickaPLZ 26

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say he was probably just bored and indeed put the vacuum on his neck...

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Adm_Twigs 19

Yeah believe able! I used to do that all the time!

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travtxson 5

Lol hang out with officer doofy much? I told you not to disturb me when I'm cleaning my room!!!

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siddin 6

it's called April fool's... he could have done it with a vacuum.

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heinous966 15

It could be viable. I've given myself vacuum-hickeys before, albeit when I was about seven. However I must assume that in this context he is lying. However, it is advisable to keep an eye on all household appliances; lest they put the moves on your boyfriend.

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ShannonBitt 29

when sweepers attack...

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