By tkrause - 01/04/2013 17:17 - Canada - Nelson

Today, my boyfriend came over with a hickey on his neck. He thinks "The vacuum did it" is a believable excuse. FML
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Cheeley 17

Those vacuums can be pretty deceiving.

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Welshite 39

It's true. Poor guy was just trying to clean his house when the vacuum decided to revolt and attacked him. Those machines are violent at times.

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BrookieAnn 19

If my boyfriend did that I'd be pissed...take a vacuum to his southern regions and see how he reacts haha would serve his cheatin ass right praying for ya

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NeinKittenz 20

Trans-species vaccume? Side note: Those Dysons are pretty sexy, i mean look at those damn curves!

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NeinKittenz 20

At least he didn't get a vacuum HIV. I heard that sucks.

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Jacksparrow72 21

April fools?

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youjeanss 4

What if he was actually saying the truth?

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mr_lonely22 1

may be he is hiding some thing from you... get known of it... otherwise u may dump some day....

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ragini95 16

If he's that stupid then maybe it was actually the vacuum?

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StanSmith2013 26

I would appear James Dyson has fitted a device to his vacuum cleaners that go for their owners throats when they least expect it.

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