By tkrause - 01/04/2013 17:17 - Canada - Nelson

Today, my boyfriend came over with a hickey on his neck. He thinks "The vacuum did it" is a believable excuse. FML
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Cheeley 17

Those vacuums can be pretty deceiving.

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Welshite 39

It's true. Poor guy was just trying to clean his house when the vacuum decided to revolt and attacked him. Those machines are violent at times.

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MrsxBillxKaulitz 5

Had that same excuse pulled on me once, OP. :(

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terri4x7 10

Same thing happened to me except he told me he was allergic to Mosquitos -.-

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CharlesScene 3

did anyone else see the fml where a guy said his friends used a vacuum to give him a hickey and his girlfriend wont believe it. I burst out laughing after making the connection

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BaileyGlur 1

This is funny because there is another FML about a guy who passed out drunk and his friends gave him a hickey with the vacuum, and that he was going to see his girlfriend later.

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thatonebach 9

Me and the vacuum go way back. It is every guy's first love.

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Flubberwuffer 9

Do you know the amount of people that play with vaccuns

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xxthechosenguyxx 13

I'm pretty sure I saw another story similar to this one about a guy who's friends gave him a hickey with a vacuum while he was asleep or something and he was worried about he would explain to his girlfriend.

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talicaroxi 25

My ex came home from fishing with several love bites. his excuse I gave them him. I can't stand them. he didn't understand why I kicked off

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