By Janie - 10/01/2012 05:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 566
You deserved it 4 018
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Savra_fml 17

Chage your relationship to "Single" as well, and then as a status write "The key is on the counter, along with your penis enlargement pills. Going to feel what a real man is like. Your brother says "hi"." FYL though. Better off without a tosser like him.

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WaSiSimiLang 8

Lol? Pussy was too cowardly to do it face to face? You deserve better

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bzofcin12 0

U pry cheated on him that's fking why

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THE_A_TEEN 27

...and you probably cheated on your grammar test, that's ******* why...

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desireev 17

It took me reading this 6 times to understand what "pry" meant.. I was like, "HUH?!?!" Lol

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bzofcin12 0

If you want to be a critic about what I have to say then why the hell do you write a response with all this shit about grammar. Really? And guys have a reason for everything we do we love girls untill they decide to do something wrong like she probably did (p.s. There u go #64 I fixed my grammar you happy now?)

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Gregsgirl4ever 0

Any reason why its the girl's fault? Wow. Someone is just a teensy bit bitter about chicks. Maybe you need therapy and some remedial English classes, huh?

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SlightlyUnstable 6

Your boyfriend is an asshole for breaking up like this. Be glad you're getting rid of this idiot.

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perdix 29

What a pussy! He deserves to end up like Rufus. I'm not saying that you ought to kill that spineless coward and stuff him, but I do know a taxidermist who will stuff anything, no questions asked ;)

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MsMeiriona 2

Can I get that number?

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Gregsgirl4ever 0

Classy. No wonder you are hiding your eyes in your lame pic...you are even ashamed of your own ignorance. Lol.

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LolCakes111 7

What's up with the men these days, so scared of taking breakups like a man they resort to online/txt breakup...what a shame.

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xSorry_fml 10

At least your friends know, now you dont have to find a place to stay.

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ascharb 0

you should change yours to something like ''Why do I always end up with the gay guys.." :)

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linkinpark98 23

Wow, what a douche. You can find someone way better than that guy. :) FYL OP :/

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